Escape to La Crosse: Your Perfect Baymont Wyndham Getaway!
Escape to La Crosse: My Messy, Honest, & (Hopefully) Helpful Review of the Baymont Wyndham
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your usual, sterile hotel review. Forget the meticulously curated paragraphs and the perfectly polished prose. This is about my recent whirlwind trip to La Crosse and a stay at the Baymont Wyndham. And trust me, it was… an experience.
First off, accessibility. Now, I don't personally need full accessibility stuff, but I always scope things out for my friends and family. I will look this up so it does well with the search engines, too. They have:
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Elevator
Internet
You can pretty much stay connected.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
- Internet access – wireless
- Internet access – LAN
Things To Do, Ways to Relax (And My Surprisingly Intense Spa Experience)
Okay, let's talk relaxation. Because, honey, after the drive in, I NEEDED it. The Baymont has a bunch of options, some more "relaxing" than others, depending on your definition.
- Pool with view: Yeah, I saw a pool. It looked refreshing. I didn't get in. I was too busy wrestling with… well, I'll get to that.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Ditto. My swimsuit remained firmly in its bag.
- Fitness center: Now, this is where my story gets interesting. "Fitness center" is a very generous description. It's more like a closet with some treadmills and a weight machine that looked older than me. I tried to use the treadmill, but it kept beeping at me like it was mocking my lack of cardio. Let's just say I got the workout, not the machine. I was more interested in seeing if there was a Body Wrap option.
- Spa/sauna: Sadly, no real spa here, though my soul desperately craved one.
- Sauna, Steam room: No, and no.
Cleanliness & Safety: My Obsessive-Compulsive (But Necessary) Scan
Before I even unpacked, I did the whole "hotel room inspection" routine. You know the one. The one where you check under the bed, in the drawers, and behind the curtains like you're hunting for buried treasure. My sanity depends on a clean space. Good news, mostly clean. I found these things:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good! I'm a germaphobe, and this made me breathe a sigh of relief.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Excellent.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: This one is a bit confusing. I guess it's an option if you don't want your room cleaned? I didn't get the memo.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Bless.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: More good news.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Okay, now we're talking.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: A must-have.
- Smoke alarms, Fire extinguisher: Safety first! Always a plus.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Breakfast Adventure
Okay, let's be real. Hotel breakfasts are usually a gamble. This one was… a memorable experience.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The highlight! Mostly.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Coffee was acceptable. The tea selection… well, let's just say I stuck to the coffee.
- Coffee shop: Nope, not here.
- Restaurants: Again, just breakfast.
- Snack bar: Nope.
The breakfast buffet. Ah, the breakfast buffet. This is where it gets interesting. There was a very enthusiastic staff member refilling the trays. The food was… standard. The usual suspects: scrambled eggs (a little dry), sausage (a little… questionable), toast, some sad-looking fruit, the usual. The coffee, as I said, was drinkable. But the energy! It was like a pep rally for breakfast. I swear, one morning, the staff member caught me staring at the waffle maker (which, thankfully, worked) and shouted, "Go get 'em, tiger!" I nearly choked on my… yeah, breakfast. It wasn't terrible; it was just… a thing.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, The Bad, and the Mostly Helpful
This is where the Baymont tried to redeem itself.
- Cash withdrawal & Currency exchange: Both, yay!
- Concierge: There's always a friendly face to greet you.
- Convenience store: Perfect in a pinch.
- Daily housekeeping: Essential!
- Elevator: Crucial.
- Laundry service: Thank goodness.
- Luggage storage: Yes, if you arrive early.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Probably for bigger events.
- Safety deposit boxes: Got 'em.
- Taxi service: Available.
The Verdict:
The Baymont Wyndham La Crosse has its quirks. It's not the Ritz-Carlton, folks. But, it's clean-ish, the staff tries, and it's a decent option for a budget-friendly stay. The breakfast… well, embrace the chaos.
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Unbelievable Nasu Kogen Village: Japan's Hidden Gem Revealed!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a trip itinerary that’s less “perfectly-curated Instagram post” and more "slightly-stained travel journal left out in the rain." We're talking a Wisconsin adventure centered around the Baymont by Wyndham in Onalaska, which, let's be honest, is the perfect launchpad for… well, finding out what the hell Onalaska has to offer. Here we go!
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Prairie Chase (or, Why I’m Already Questioning My Life Choices)
- 1:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Arrival at Baymont & Check-in. Okay, so the website photos definitely lied. Or maybe they were taken in a parallel universe where cleaning supplies are considered a luxury. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and…anxiety? But hey, the guy at the front desk is trying his best, and I'm desperate for a nap. Let’s just hope the room isn't haunted. (Spoiler alert: it wasn't, but I did swear I heard a phantom ice machine operating sometime around 3 AM).
- 1:30 PM - 3:00 PM: Settling in & The Pre-Adventure Panic. Unpack. Assess the bathroom. Do the "bed test" (because who doesn't bounce on the hotel bed?). Realize you forgot your favourite pillow. Commence internal monologue: "Why did I choose this life? Why did I think Wisconsin in November was a good idea? Should I have packed more snacks? Is there a decent coffee shop anywhere near this place?"
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Goose Island Park Ramble… or, The Quest for Actual Sunlight. Google Maps suggests Goose Island Park. Sounds idyllic, right? Wind-swept prairies, maybe a glimpse of a majestic eagle? I set out feeling optimistic, armed with a thermos of lukewarm coffee and a half-eaten granola bar. Turns out, “wind-swept” translates to “face-numbingly cold.” The park itself… well, let's just say my expectations of beauty were somewhat… deflated. It's a wide-open space, the color of dying grass, and with the blustery November day, it feels like the perfect place for a horror film to be set. I manage to find a single, lonely bench and sit for a while. The only excitement was when I almost stepped on a giant, fluffy something that turned out to be a goose, which promptly hissed at me. I noped out of there, back to the promise of indoor warmth.
- 5:00 PM - 6:30 PM: Dinner at "The Starlite Restaurant & Lounge." My hunger, and the lack of other options, compelled me to settle on this place. I'm greeted by a woman who can clearly tell I'm a tourist, and the food is… well, it's filling. I order the Wisconsin famous cheese curds. They're okay. But the atmosphere is pure comfort. And if I'm being honest, I'm starting to find myself enjoying this whole experience.
- 6:30 PM - 9:00 PM: Relaxation, Hotel TV & The Inner Critic. Back at the Baymont. Finally collapsing on the bed, channel-surfing through the plethora of cable garbage. Land on a Christmas movie. Get sucked in. Question my entire life. Question my choice to eat cheese curds. Question the nature of my existence. Embrace the glorious, slightly empty feeling.
Day 2: Chasing Waterfalls? (More Like Chasing Coffee)
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: The Dreaded Hotel Breakfast Saga. The Baymont breakfast. It's…an experience. Pre-packaged muffins, instant oatmeal that tastes like cardboard, and coffee that could probably dissolve a small lead pipe. I manage to choke down a waffle and several cups of coffee, hoping to find the strength to face the day.
- 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Attempting to Find Something Beautiful. Ok, maybe waterfalls were too ambitious for a day trip, in Wisconsin in November. I did an internet search and settled on a short drive to La Crosse. The plan was a drive by the Mississippi River and a visit to Riverside Park. I set out, hoping to find something beautiful. I'm armed with a disposable camera, the most reliable way to capture a moment.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Riverside Park & The Emotional Rollercoaster of Seeing Things. The Mississippi River. It's grand, it's wide, it's cold. The park is pretty; even if the grayness of the day is a bit on the oppressive side. I wander around, taking pictures, feeling a strange mix of awe and melancholy. There's something about being next to that much water and seeing the changing landscape. I start wondering about history, about how many hearts have loved and lost on the banks of this river. Silly, I know, but that's how my brain works.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch at "The Rooted Spoon" (Attempting to Class It Up). I decide to treat myself to lunch. I find a nice little cafe in La Crosse. I get a delicious sandwich, and a nice cup of coffee. I sit and watch the people, and realize that maybe, just maybe, I'm starting to like this trip.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "Bluffside Park" & the Bitter Truth. I attempt to drive to another park, "Bluffside Park" in La Crosse. It's supposed to have amazing views. Turns out, it's closed for the winter. Back to the hotel for another nap.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Great Unwind & the Art of Doing Nothing. I spend the afternoon sprawled on the bed, flipping through channels, reading half a book, and just generally existing. This is the travel I needed.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner at "The Waterfront Restaurant." I decide to go all out. "The Waterfront" has a great view of the Mississippi (even if the views are more about seeing the river than anything spectacular). The food is delicious and the company is good. I eat far too much, and I don't regret it.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Final Night Cap & the Acceptance of Mediocrity (and the weird-ass ice machine). One last trip to the hotel bar (where I met a guy who insisted on talking about the "good ol' days" for an hour). Back in the room. Another episode of a pointless TV show. A final, lingering feeling of "Huh. That was… something." The ice machine, as promised by the laws of Murphy's Law, activates in the late night hours.
Day 3: Departure & Epilogue (Because Let's Be Honest, It's Not a "Real Ending")
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: The (Still Dreadful) Hotel Breakfast…and the Escape. I eat a sad breakfast, pack my bags, and check out of the hotel.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: The Last Scenic Drive. I do a quick drive around La Crosse. Take some last photos.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 PM: Check-Out & The Goodbye. One last look at the lobby. A quick wave to the guy from the front desk. I swear I’ll return one day.
- 10:00 AM - Onward: The Long Drive Home. I'm not sure if I loved or hated my trip. But I did it, and I'm glad. And I'm already planning my next adventure, even if it's just to the grocery store. Honestly, I'm thinking about finding some cheese curds…
Escape to La Crosse: Baymont Wyndham, Seriously? Let's Get Real! (FAQ...ish)
So, "Escape to La Crosse"? Sounds...grand. Is it *really* escape-worthy, or just a long weekend trying not to smell like chlorine?
Okay, real talk. “Escape” might be a *strong word*. Let's be honest, La Crosse isn't exactly the Seychelles. But YES, depending on your baseline for "escape," it can work. I went last fall, needed to *forget* about that work presentation that bombed - you know, the one where I basically quoted "Friends" the entire time? - and it was... effective. The Baymont? Well, it's a Baymont. Picture a solid, dependable minivan in hotel form. Not a Ferrari, but hey, it gets you there. The key? Lower your expectations. Then, maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised. I was. Kinda. Don't go expecting the Ritz, expect... clean sheets and maybe a lukewarm complimentary breakfast. It's all about the La Crosse, not the hotel's architectural brilliance, okay?
What's the Baymont Wyndham situation like? Pool? Fitness center? Is it haunted by rogue luggage carts?
Alright, the pool. This is key. This is where things get interesting. The pool during my trip… It was a pool. Indoor. Chlorine-y. I’m pretty sure a kid projectile-vomited in there, but it was mostly cleaned up before I went in. I'm not judging! Kids are kids. It was kind of charming, in a "small town Wisconsin" sort of way. Don’t get me wrong, I love the vibe, but it was just *slightly*… off. The fitness center? I’m not sure I’d call it a "center." More like a corner. Two treadmills, a rickety elliptical, and a barbell that looked like it was rescued from a junkyard. I opted for the brewery tour instead of the gym. (More on that later.) And thankfully, no rogue luggage carts that I encountered. Just the usual shuffling and grunting. Still! Not terrible, at least in this case.
La Crosse. What's the *deal* with La Crosse? What is there to DO? I got to know...
Okay, La Crosse. The city itself? I genuinely loved it. Seriously! It has a charm. It's got a river. You can kayak! I tried, I almost died, but I digress... The brewery scene? AMAZING. We did a tour, it was epic. I learned more about the history of beer than I ever imagined I would. And I drank beer. Lots of beer. Maybe too much beer. My friend, bless her heart, got REALLY into the cheese curds. And the bluffs! Hiking up the bluffs is a must. The views are stunning. Made me feel like I accomplished something. Maybe I just needed to get outside. The best part? The whole town is just... easy. Not pretentious. Just a good time. But watch out for those bluffs on the way down, cause the fall can be a doozy .
What about the complimentary breakfast? Is it the kind that makes you question your life choices?
Look, breakfast is breakfast. It was there. I am forever grateful for free carbs, truly. The coffee, well, let's just say it *exists*. The usual suspects were present: waffles, questionable scrambled eggs, and the elusive continental breakfast fruit selection that, if you look closely enough, might feature that one lonely kiwi left over since the Carter administration. There were other options available as well. If one is feeling ambitious, there is a waffle maker. I never ate the waffle. Always felt like a gamble. Did it work, well I made it through the trip. So, in the end, not the worst food experience ever, I still stand by what I said, free carbs. It fuels your brewery tours!
Any essential packing tips? What not to forget?
Okay, packing essentials. Comfy shoes. You WILL be walking. Like, a lot. Especially if you're hitting those bluffs. Don't be a hero, wear good hiking shoes. Second - and this is crucial - layers! Wisconsin weather is a fickle beast. One minute you're sweating, the next you're shivering. A good jacket is a must. Also, a water bottle. You'll need to rehydrate after all that beer. I almost forgot! A book. Or two. For when you're crashing in your room after a long day of… escaping. And don't forget the chargers. You're gonna take a ton of pictures. Duh. Oh! And earplugs. Seriously. Some hotels, and especially those with indoor pools, can get… noisy. Finally? A sense of humor. Because things will happen. Like, I might have accidentally walked into the same brewery twice. (Blame the beer. Or myself. Probably both.)
Was the Baymont clean? I am a clean freak!
The cleaning. Okay. I'll be honest, it was clean. The sheets were fresh. Everything…seemed to be in place. My bathroom was immaculate. You know, the usual suspects were there: shampoo, soap, tiny bottles of conditioner. This isn’t the Four Seasons, but it was… fine. I’d stay again. I think. I wouldn’t go looking for specks of dust, you know? But generally, it's what you'd expect. The bed was comfortable. The room was fine. I have no complaints. I'd actually say it's above average for a budget hotel, for the most part. No complaints! I also saw a stray housekeeper here or there, so, I'm sure that helped a lot.
Okay, I'm sold-ish. Any final, ridiculously honest thoughts? Are you trying to make me go?!
Look. If you're craving a luxurious, five-star spa getaway, go somewhere else. But if you want a fun, easy, affordable weekend where you can hike, drink beer, unwind, and maybe, just maybe, forget about that awkward work presentation? La Crosse, at the Baymont, can work. It's not perfect. It's a bit rough around the edges. But isn't that life, anyway? It was a decent little adventure. I even met some lovely people from the city. I'd go back. Yeah, I really would. But don't expect miracles. Just expect a good time. And maybe… bring your own coffee. Just in case.
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