Escape to Paradise: Himlay Riverside Hotel, Gwaldam, India
Escape to Paradise: Himlay Riverside Hotel, Gwaldam, India - A Review, Messy, Honest, and Absolutely Me
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the chai on this place. Escape to Paradise: Himlay Riverside Hotel, Gwaldam, India. Sounds idyllic, right? Well, let me tell you, the reality is a glorious, slightly wonky, and utterly charming adventure. This isn't your sterile, cookie-cutter hotel review; this is the real deal.
First things first: Getting There - Will you survive?
Accessibility (Ugh, the stairs!): Look, let's be real. Gwaldam is in the Himalayas, so "accessibility" is a relative term. I'm not going to sugarcoat it: This is NOT a hotel for someone with serious mobility issues. There are stairs. Loads of them. And ramps? Forget about it. They exist, but they're… well, let's just say they add character. They have an elevator (phew!), but you'll still be doing a bit of clambering. So, if you are needing wheelchair accessible room, ask them first before booking. The View From My Room: Absolute Bliss.
I'm talking about waking up with my window open, the crisp mountain air pouring in, and that view. Honestly, I think I spent the first hour after arriving just staring. The Himalayas, baby! They're right there, majestic and a little bit intimidating. The view is not just amazing, it's a freaking character. I'm talking about the kind of "I'm going to sell all my possessions and live in a yurt" level of beauty. My room (and I'm guessing most, if not all, have the same) just have that opening window for you to get that perfect view.
Rooms & the Nitty Gritty (And the Surprisingly Comfy Bed!)
Okay, so the rooms aren't exactly minimalist chic. They're more… functional. Think comfy. They're Non-smoking (huge plus!), and they have everything you need. Air conditioning is a welcome relief when you get used to it. Blackout curtains, perfect for those days when you want to sleep in until the gods of the Himalayas wake you up. The bed? Surprisingly comfy. I am a fan of the extra-long beds. They have basic toiletries, towels, and a hair dryer that actually works (a small miracle). Now, the interconnecting room(s) available, which probably great for families with kids. You get a complimentary tea and coffee maker, which is your savior when the coffee shop is closed. The Internet access is available. There's Wi-Fi [free] in all the rooms. I even saw Internet access – LAN.
Food, Glorious Food! (And a Few Quirks)*
Let's talk food. This is where things get interesting. The restaurant? Decent. Not Michelin-star, but it's got its charms. Breakfast [buffet] is there. I think it comes with Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, a good way to start your day. There's a Coffee/tea in restaurant, which is crucial. I lived on coffee. They also have an a la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, you can get international cuisine in restaurant, vegetarian restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant if you miss home. I’m not going to lie, the waiter (who may or may not have been the chef's cousin) was a bit… eccentric. Let's just say things moved at a relaxed pace. But the food? Generally pretty tasty. The soup was surprisingly good. And that desserts in restaurant… whoa. Just whoa.
Things to Do (Besides Staring at the Mountains)
Okay, so the main thing to do here is… well, nothing. And that's the beauty of it. Ways to relax are abundant. They've got a pool with view, but let's be honest, it's probably freezing most of the year. There's a Sauna and a Steamroom. I saw Spa, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage. They have a Fitness center, but I’m pretty sure it's only for show. And the other things to do? Family/child friendly. There's a Babysitting service! Shrine there for quiet contemplations. Also, they have a Gift/souvenir shop, so you can buy something to take home with. If you’re into the meeting/banquet facilities, they also have.
Cleanliness & Safety (Keeping it Real)
They take hygiene seriously. Daily disinfection in common areas. They have hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff are really trying. They have an Anti-viral cleaning products and Staff trained in safety protocol. Rooms sanitized between stays. There are CCTV in common areas, to keep an eye. A Fire extinguisher is in place. The Doctor/nurse on call is there if you need it. They also have First aid kit, if something goes wrong.
Services & Conveniences (The Good, the Quirky, and the Helpful)
This is where the hotel really shines. The staff are genuinely lovely and helpful, even if there’s a slight language barrier. They have a Concierge, Doorman, and Elevator. Front desk [24-hour]. Laundry service is there if needed. They have a Luggage storage service. There's even a Cash withdrawal. They offer a Car park [free of charge] and Taxi service. Plus, they have Cashless payment service. They have a smoking area.
My Verdict? Go. But… Be Prepared.
Look, this isn't a flawless, perfectly polished experience. But that's what makes it so… real. You're away from the manufactured perfection of some hotels, and that's refreshing. It's about the view, the mountains, and the slow pace of life. If you're looking for a retreat, a place to disconnect, and a little bit of adventure, then Escape to Paradise: Himlay Riverside Hotel is for you.
My Recommendation to the Hotel:
- More English-Speaking Staff: It would be great to have more staff who are fluent in English, but it can be a good way to practice my Hindi also.
- Improve Food Diversity: A bit more variety in the menu. I would love to try that salad in the restaurant.
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Stay at Residence Maddalena, Vieste, Italy
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your glossy travel brochure itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL. My Gwaldam, India, adventure at the Himlay Riverside Hotel? Well, let's just say it was a rollercoaster of breathtaking views, brutal calf muscles, and the occasional existential crisis fueled by yak butter tea.
Gwaldam Gauntlet: Himlay Riverside & Beyond (With My Sanity Hanging by a Thread)
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustment (and a Slap of Reality by the Himalayas)
- 10:00 AM: Landed in Dehradun. The air, crisp and hinting at the heights to come, almost lulled me into a false sense of security. Little did I know, my lungs would be screaming later.
- 11:00 AM: Picked up a taxi pre-booked from Delhi. Driver, a friendly fella named Raj, with a laugh that could melt glaciers. Or maybe it was the icy mountain air talking.
- 12:00 PM- 5:00 PM: The drive to Gwaldam! OMG, what a drive! The road? Let's call it a suggestion of a road. Potholes the size of small cars, hairpin turns that defied logic, and views that made my jaw drop. I spent most of the time alternating between gripping the door handle in terror and gaping at the Himalayas, which looked like they'd been sculpted by the gods themselves.
- 5:00 PM: Arrived at Himlay Riverside Hotel. Honestly? I was expecting rustic charm. I got… rustic! Room was basic, but clean. View from the balcony? Unfathomable. Makes you realize how utterly insignificant you are in the grand scheme of things, which, after that drive, was a good perspective to have.
- 5:30 PM - 7:00 PM: Tea and biscuits on the balcony. The tea was probably the best I had in my life. The biscuits? Stale. Minor setback. Enjoyed the view, anyway. Watched the sun set behind the peaks, painting the sky in hues I'd never even dreamt of. Took a deep breath and tried not to hyperventilate at the altitude.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Simple, hearty Indian food. The dhal was heavenly. The service? Let's just say "relaxed" is an understatement. I waited… a while. But hey, what’s the rush when you’re surrounded by beauty like this?
- 8:30 PM: Bed. Knocked out immediately. Altitude sickness. Exhaustion. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
Day 2: Trekking Trauma (and the Meaning of Leg Day)
- 7:00 AM: Woke up to the sound of… nothing. Pure, glorious silence. And the most stunning sunrise I've ever witnessed. Made the stale biscuits from yesterday more acceptable.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Parathas, eggs, and more yak butter tea. (Starting to get addicted, someone take my wallet).
- 9:00 AM: The Trek! The official plan was a "gentle" hike to the local temple. HA! The "gentle" part was a cruel joke. This was a pilgrimage straight to hell… and back. Steep, rocky, and relentless. My lungs were on fire. My legs were screaming. I questioned all my life choices.
- 10:30 AM: Halfway point. Finally, caught my breath. We met some local shepherds and they shared their stories and their tea with us. It was interesting to hear their life in the mountain.
- 11:30 AM: Reaching the Temple. Stunning view. The temples, the history, the scenery, everything was mesmerizing. I even felt a sense of peace creep over me.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch.
- 1:00 PM: The descent. Turns out, going down is almost as brutal as going up. My knees were begging for mercy. I almost lost my footing a few times.
- 2:00 PM: collapsing back in my room. I could barely move. Legs felt like they were made of concrete. I spent the rest of the day soaking in the view and vowing never to do anything remotely strenuous again.
Day 3: Reflection & Relaxation (and Maybe, Just Maybe, a Bit More Nature)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Legs still aching, albeit less.
- 8:00 AM: Re-evaluate my relationship with stairs. They are the enemy.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast, this time I opted for a dosa. It was delicious.
- 10:00 AM: A visit to the local market. I wandered. Bought some spices. Wondered how I'd explain the "I got lost in the Himalayas" story back home.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Massaging. It was the best massage of my life, I swear.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at the hotel.
- 2:00 PM: Another tea session on the balcony. This time, I was determined to find the perfect angle to capture the sun setting over the mountains. Failed miserably, but who cares?
- 3:00 PM: Packing.
- 4:00 PM: Farewell Dinner.
- 5:00 PM: Departure.
Day 4: Goodbye Gwaldam (And Hello, Reality)
- 6:00 AM: Back to Dehradun. The journey was quicker and easier.
- 8:00 AM: Arrived at Delhi.
- 9:00 AM: Back to the hotel.
My Takeaways (Post-Gwaldam Existential Crisis):
- The Himalayas? Undeniably beautiful. Terrifyingly beautiful. I’ve never seen anything like it.
- The Himlay Riverside Hotel? Rustic charm, yes. Luxury? Not so much. But the views? Worth every rickety step.
- The people? Kind, welcoming, and surprisingly patient with my clumsy attempts at Hindi.
- Me? Changed. I realized I could endure a lot more discomfort than I thought. I also needed a serious foot massage.
- Final Verdict? Go. GO NOW. But pack good hiking boots, some serious painkillers, and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor. And maybe a therapist.
- Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Just… maybe next time, I’ll take a yak. And maybe not during monsoon season.
Escape to Paradise: Himlay Riverside Hotel - Gwaldam - FAQ (Sort Of...)
Okay, So... What *Actually* Is Gwaldam Like? Is It Even... Paradise?
Alright, let's get this straight. "Paradise?" Well, that depends on your definition of paradise. If your idea of bliss involves screaming Wi-Fi, endless pizza options, and throngs of selfie-stick wielding tourists... then Gwaldam *definitely* isn't it. Think more... raw. More... peaceful. More... "where the hell did that yak come from?"
Gwaldam itself is a *tiny* place. Really tiny. Like, blink and you'll miss the "town center" (it's basically a few shops and a tea stall). It's all stunning, though. Think majestic mountains, lush green valleys, and air so crisp you can practically *taste* it. You feel a million miles away from the chaos. The silence? Glorious. Except for the goat bells. They'll be your new alarm clock.
Paradise? Maybe. Definitely a much-needed escape. Just go with the flow. And maybe bring some backup entertainment. Just in case.
Himlay Riverside Hotel - Sounds Fancy! What's the Deal With the Rooms?
Okay, so "Himlay Riverside Hotel" sounds posh, right? Like, white linen tablecloths and waiters in starched collars? Nope. Think... rustic charm. Think... what I'd call "charming imperfections." Our room? It was... cozy. Let's go with *very* cozy. The bed was surprisingly comfy, though, after a long day of hiking. The hot water in the shower? A gamble. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. Embrace the cold shower, it's probably good for you in the long run.
One morning, I woke up to a leak in the ceiling. Not a major gush, mind you, just a gentle drip that formed a little puddle on the floor. I called reception and after a lot of hand gestures and a somewhat bewildered but very helpful hotel staff member, it was quickly sorted. It felt like being part of the hotel's ecosystem. And honestly, it all added to the experience, this *realness*. It wasn't some sterile, cookie-cutter hotel experience.
Just go with the flow, people. Don't expect the Ritz. Expect... an adventure. And maybe pack a small towel to mop up any rogue drips.
Food, Glorious Food! What's the Grub Like at Himlay?
The food... oh, the food. Okay, so this isn't a Michelin-star restaurant, alright? But the basic, hearty, local cuisine? Fantastic. We're talking fresh, simple meals. Dal, rice, veggies, chapati. Loads of it. Spice levels can vary, and I *highly* suggest starting with a mild option unless you're a chili fiend (which I am, and I still got caught out). The food is probably the **best** part of the Himlay Riverside.
Breakfast? Wonderful parathas. Hot tea, which is essential in the Himalayas. It's prepared with so much love and authenticity. I swear, even the simplest dishes felt special up there. One night, they made this *amazing* potato curry. I still dream about it. (No, really. I dream about it. I need that recipe!) The lack of greasy, processed food alone makes it worth it.
Word to the wise: don't be afraid to ask about allergies or preferences. And be prepared to repeat your order a few times. Communication can be... interesting. It’s all part of the charm, though.
The "Riverside" Bit - What *Actual* River are We Talking About? Is it Beautiful?
Okay, so the name "Himlay Riverside" is spot on. You ARE right beside the Pindar River. The river is *gorgeous*. Really, truly stunning. It's a roaring, glacial river, rushing with icy-cold water. The sound alone is incredibly relaxing. A powerful force of nature that always keeps you grounded. The view is phenomenal.
We spent an entire afternoon just sitting by the river, feeling small in the face of such untamed beauty. The walk to the water is a little rough depending on the season, steep in places, but worth it. Take your time. Bring a book. Or just… breathe. The light bouncing off the water in the late afternoon is magical. Just, magical. You should go.
Activities? What Is There to Do Besides, You Know, Breathe?
Breathe? Yeah, you'll do a lot of that. But there's *stuff* to do, too! Hiking is *huge,* obviously. There are trails everywhere, from easy strolls to more challenging treks. We did one hike that nearly killed me. Okay maybe not, but it did feel that way at the time! The views at the top? Unbelievable. Worth the burning lungs and aching legs.
You can visit nearby temples if you're into that sort of thing. We visited a small temple hidden in the woods. It was quiet, peaceful, and deeply spiritual. You could also, just sit and read, journal, or watch the world pass by – the clouds, the birds, the occasional wandering cow. We spent hours just sitting on the veranda with a cup of tea, talking, and watching the locals go about their day. It's a wonderful way to recharge.
The thing is, the *best* activities are often the unplanned ones. Striking up a conversation with a local, stumbling upon a hidden waterfall, getting gloriously lost on a winding mountain path… you'll stumble into unforgettable experiences. Embrace the unexpected. That's the real fun.
What's the Wi-Fi/Phone Signal Situation? Gotta Stay Connected, Right?
Oh, the Wi-Fi. Let's just say it's... a work in progress. Don't expect to stream Netflix. Don't even *think* about a Zoom call. The internet is patchy, unreliable, and often just plain *vanishes*. Which, honestly, is a blessing in disguise.
The phone signal is a bit better, but still spotty. You'll probably be able to make calls and send the occasional text. Embrace the digital detox! Leave your phone in your bag. Really. It's liberating. You'll actually *talk* to the people you're with. You'll listen to the world around you. You might even start to... enjoy yourself.
Seriously. Disconnect. It's part of the whole experience. If you're absolutely desperate, the staff are usually able to help, but don't count on it! The slower pace of life is one of the bestBook Hotels Now
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