
RM99 2BR iCity Steal! Shah Alam's BEST Sanitized Apartment!
RM99 2BR iCity Steal! Shah Alam's BEST Sanitized Apartment! (A Rambling, Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I've just clawed my way out of a real-life escape room… except the room WAS a hotel room, and the escape? Getting out without catching the plague. I'm talking about the RM99 2BR iCity Steal! in Shah Alam, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. This isn't your polished, perfectly curated hotel review. This is the raw, unfiltered truth, seasoned with a dash of cynicism and a whole lotta hand sanitizer. Because let's be real, in the age of COVID, “sanitized” better be practically a religion.
SEO ALERT! (Just in case my ramblings get lost in the Google abyss): Keywords are sprinkled in… like the staff is supposedly sprinkling disinfectant (more on that later).
Accessibility - Navigating the Maze:
Okay, let's start with the basics. Accessibility. I'm not a wheelchair user, but I did notice… they say they have facilities for disabled guests. The hallways seemed wide enough, and there was an elevator, which is a godsend when you're lugging your suitcase and a mountain of snacks (essential survival gear).
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I wandered around peering for restaurant. Some places were closed but the hotel did have some options that could potentially be accessible, but I can't be 100 percent sure, as I never actually went in… Fear of having to touch stuff.
Wheelchair accessible: I did not roll around on the floor searching for a wheelchair, but its possible that some parts might be, if you are capable of managing the terrain, but I saw nothing on the main floor that was obviously wheelchair-friendly.
Internet - The Lifeblood (and the Weak Spot):
Internet access? Yes, technically. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes. BUT… deep breath… it's not exactly blazing fast. Think dial-up speeds in the age of fiber optics. I'm talking buffering YouTube videos and the eternal spinning wheel of death. Internet [LAN] didn't save the day either. So, if you're planning on streaming high-definition movies or running a global business empire from your laptop workspace, maybe invest in a mobile hotspot.
Internet services: They have them. Good luck using them.
The Cleanliness Crusade (and My Slight Paranoia):
This is where the fun begins. The main selling point is Cleanliness and Safety, of course. And they really push it. Anti-viral cleaning products, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays – it’s like a hygiene manifesto taped to your door. They even have a Hygiene certification! I walked in expecting a hazmat suit to be handed to me.
Daily disinfection in common areas? Yep. You could smell it. Which is… something.
Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: Yes, so it seemed. Everything was in its place. Everything was.. Clean.
Individually-wrapped food options, yes. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yes. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Absolutely. Staff trained in safety protocol? They looked trained. I even spotted a Sterilizing equipment station lurking in the shadows.
Bonus Points: Room sanitization opt-out available?! Now, that's what I call commitment. I opted IN. I want to be sure.
The Real-Life Experience (And a Slightly Messy Anecdote):
So, here’s where things get personal. I was obsessing about this whole sanitation thing. I literally spent five minutes staring at the bottle of water, wondering if it had been… ahem… properly cleaned. I'm not exaggerating. I eventually convinced myself it was safe, only to discover there was no bottle of water. So I was left feeling, and thirsty.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - A Culinary Adventure (or Lack Thereof):
Restaurants: They Have! But I wouldn't eat there. My guts are not strong enough.
Breakfast in room: Nope. Breakfast takeaway service: Nope.
The "Extras" - The Fine Print and the Frivolous:
Okay, let’s run through some of the other stuff. Air conditioning in public area - check. Cash withdrawal - check. Convenience store - maybe. The Luggage storage was the size of a cupboard. The Elevator: yep. Facilities for disabled guests: they claim it. Meeting/banquet facilities: I saw no meetings being held. The rest of the amenities are there, but are basic.
For the Kids - Because Everyone Needs a Break:
Babysitting service? Nope. Family/child friendly? Maybe? I didn't see any kids. Kids meal? Nope.
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The Offer - RM99 iCity Steal - Does it Deliver?
Alright, the big question: Is this RM99 deal worth it?
Here's the Pitch:
Tired of hotels that feel like germ factories? Craving a clean, affordable escape in the heart of Shah Alam? Look no further! The RM99 2BR iCity Steal! isn't just a room; it's a fortress of cleanliness! We’re talking comprehensive sanitation, from Anti-viral cleaning products to Professional-grade sanitizing services, ensuring your peace of mind.
Imagine this: You're stepping into a haven where fresh air comes into a window that opens, where every surface gleams with the promise of a worry-free stay. Our commitment to cleanliness is legendary, because it is the BEST that it can possibly be.
Yes, the Wi-Fi might be a tad slow, and the breakfast is, unfortunately, not included. But for RM99? You're getting a truly cleansed retreat. Book your RM99 2BR iCity Steal! today and experience the peace of mind you deserve! Don’t wait, these deals are disappearing faster than a rogue germ in a UV light! And who knows, maybe you'll find the bottle of water I couldn't!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… well, this is me trying to wrangle a weekend getaway to i-City Shah Alam with that RM99 PROMO PKPP deal. Lord help us all. Prepare for a wild ride!
ITINERARY: i-City Shah Alam - The RM99 Adventure (Pray for Me)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Sanitization Hope
- 1:00 PM - The Great Departure (Kuala Lumpur Chaos): Okay, so the plan was to leave Kuala Lumpur by noon. Reality? My cat decided nap time was a valid excuse for a full-blown cuddle session and then proceeded to throw up on my favourite travel shirt (the one I specifically packed because it's comfy). It's a sign, I'm sure. Leave KL at 1pm and traffic is a beast, as per usual.
- 2:00 PM - Highway Shenanigans: Traffic is a standstill. I'm already regretting not grabbing a coffee AND a snack. I'm pretty sure I could walk faster. Thinking about all the things I need to do at i-City. Trying to find a perfect parking spot and also checking in.
- 3:00 PM - The Sanitization Station (Prayers Answered): ARRIVAL! i-City. Finally. Checked in. The RM99 deal, I'm thinking this is too good to be true and I am mentally prepared to leave my comfort zone. And the 2BR is a palace. Yes, yes, SANITIZED! They are not kidding. The air smells vaguely of bleach, which, honestly, is comforting. This is where the "WE SANITIZE EVERYTHING" part of the promo kicks in. Feeling instantly paranoid about touching surfaces, which is a real mood. I mean, I'm happy they're serious about hygiene, but I'm pretty sure I've developed a slight germophobia in the past 10 minutes.
- 3:30 PM - Settling In (and the Tiny Toilet Paper Drama): Managed to find the remote control. The TV isn't working. It's not a deal-breaker. I'm too used to the cable cutting out at my house. The most important thing is the toilet paper situation. Did they provide enough? (Spoiler alert: they did! Crisis averted.)
- 4:00 PM - Food Hunting and The Great Food Hunt Begins: Time to venture out. I'm already starving. I need food. I'm told there are a gazillion food options in i-City. Is it true? The internet, the savior and also sometimes unreliable. Decided to take the advice and go for Nasi Kerabu.
- 5:00 PM - Dinner & The Nasi Kerabu Revelation: Found the Nasi Kerabu spot suggested. The rice dish is absolutely colorful. A symphony of blue rice, crunchy bits, and an array of herbs. I order it, and let me tell you, it's an explosion of flavor in my mouth! The flavor is balanced and complex: salty, spicy, slightly sweet, and herbal. The texture is also amazing, the crunchy elements contrast the soft rice and the tender protein. So good, I am thinking about taking the same dish tomorrow again.
- 6:00 PM - Ice Skating and the Existential Dread: Okay, ice skating. I haven't ice skated since I was a pre-teen. I feel like a penguin on roller skates. I spent more time clinging to the side than actually, you know, skating. The floor is cold, the music is repetitive, and I'm pretty sure I bruised my tailbone. But the kids are having a blast. It's actually pretty good, and I feel accomplished.
- 7:30 PM - The City of Digital Lights: The Good and The Not-So-Good: Okay, so the lights. They're impressive. I mean, they're blinking, and they're colourful, and they're… a lot. This is the i-City experience. My friend is loving it, and I'm trying to keep the feeling of excitement I have. It got so crowded.
- 9:30 PM - Return to Sanctuary & Sleep: Back to the apartment. Clean sheets, a hot shower, and sleep. The best part of the deal is the sleep.
Day 2: The Thrill of (Some) Rides and Food Coma
9:00 AM - The Breakfast Struggle: There's a kitchen, but also, there are no groceries. Ugh. Scrambled eggs and instant coffee will have to do. Maybe I should figure out where the nearest grocery store is.
10:00 AM - Theme Park Time (The Rollercoaster of Disappointment): The theme park is open. I go into the theme park, and there's a crazy rollercoaster. I want to try it! Get on the roller coaster. The queue is shorter than expected. But then…the ride. It feels like my insides are being rearranged! I scream. A lot. I am laughing and crying at the same time.
11:00 AM - The River of Adventure and The Stomach-Churning: After the rollercoaster… I'm not feeling too well. The river ride looks like it only has a gentle current. I get on, and it's pretty slow. It's relaxing and a relief.
12:00 PM - Food Coma, Round Two: Lunch! I'm starving again after the roller coaster experience. Time to find a new cuisine, and make memories. Found a perfect spot. I am eating and eating and eating and eating.
1:30 PM - Final Adventure & The Goodbye: One last spin around the park, and I am thinking about leaving. Time flies by!
2:30 PM - The Great Escape (and the lingering scent of bleach): Check out, a final sniff of that bleach-infused air (seriously, they're not kidding!), and hit the road.
3:30 PM - Back to Reality: Traffic. It's a never-ending story. This is the part where I start planning my next escape. Definitely worth it.
Post-Trip Thoughts:
- The RM99 Deal: Totally worth it. The accommodation was comfortable, clean, and spacious.
- i-City: It's an experience. It's a little chaotic, a little cheesy, but undeniably fun. If you embrace the weirdness, you'll have a blast. And the food? Definitely a highlight.
- My Mental State: Surviving the weekend. Success! I'm tired, slightly traumatized by the rollercoaster, and ready for a nap.
- Would I go again? Absolutely. Maybe next time I'll bring a therapist. Just kidding…mostly.
So, there you have it. The messy, imperfect, and brutally honest account of my RM99 i-City adventure. Happy travels, and may your toilet paper supply be plentiful!
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RM99 2BR iCity Steal! Shah Alam's BEST (Sanitized) Apartment! - Uh... REALLY? FAQ!
Okay, so... RM99? Seriously? That's... suspiciously low. What's the catch? Is this even *real*?
"Sanitized Apartment"? What does that even MEAN? Is it like, super clean? Or are you talking about something... else?
And the 2 BR part? Is it actually BIG enough for... you know... *stuff*?
"iCity Steal"? Is it really in a good location? Is i-City… you know… *nice*? Or is it a total tourist trap?
What about the amenities? The swimming pool, the gym… are they any good? And are they actually… available?
Is it safe? I mean, is it safe *really*? What about security?
Okay, I'm still on the fence. What's a *realistic* rating of the i-City apartment, from someone who *actually* lived there? Give it to me straight!
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