Escape to Paradise: Bali Star Resort, Crete's Hidden Gem
Escape to Paradise: Bali Star Resort - Crete, You BEAUTIFUL Mess! (A Really, REALLY Honest Review)
Okay, so you're thinking about Bali Star Resort in Crete. Let me tell you, I've been. And let me tell you, it's… well, it’s something. Forget those sterile, perfectly filtered hotel brochures. I'm gonna give you the real Bali Star, warts and all, but with a BIG, heart-eyes-emoji-filled emphasis on the awesome. Buckle up, because this is gonna be a long one.
Accessibility: Some Wins, Some "Okay, We Tried" Moments
First things first, for those of you needing it, the accessibility is… a mixed bag. They do have facilities for disabled guests and an elevator, which is a huge plus. The website boasts about it, so they’re trying! BUT… and this is a big but… navigating the entire resort with a wheelchair might be a bit of an adventure. Some areas seemed genuinely accessible, others felt a little like, “Well, we added a ramp…sort of.” So, double-check those specifics with the hotel before you go if accessibility is a MUST-HAVE. That said, I’m happy to see they're making an effort, and that’s what counts.
Cleanliness & Safety - Breathe Easy (Mostly)
Listen, after the last few years, safety is HUGE. Bali Star nails it on this. They're clearly prioritizing cleanliness, which made my inner germaphobe calm down. They’ve got the anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in public areas, hand sanitizer everywhere, and I even saw staff trained in safety protocol. They've got masks and everything. You know, all the right things. The rooms are sanitized between stays, and they've got those individual-wrapped food options and all-important 'professional-grade sanitizing services'. It made me feel…safe. Like I could actually relax, which is kinda the point, right? They even offer a 'room sanitization opt-out' if that's your thing, bless them.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Misses)
Okay, let’s talk about the important stuff: food. There’s a lot going on here. They have a buffet, which is always a gamble (sometimes you win, sometimes you… well, you eat the salad). The Asian breakfast was a nice touch and the Western breakfast was absolutely solid. They’ve got a variety of restaurants, including a vegetarian restaurant – thumbs up! There's also the obligatory poolside bar which is… well, essential. I spent a lot of time there. A lot. The Happy Hour felt like a religious experience after a day chasing the sun.
The restaurants felt varied and they had the international cuisine on point. I really enjoyed the a la carte aspect, but… (and there's always a but, isn’t there?)… sometimes the service was a little slow. It's a laid-back vibe, so patience is key. But the food was good. The desserts in the restaurant were dangerously good. That coffee shop was a lifesaver, though. Coffee/tea in the restaurant too. You can’t go wrong with this.
Oh, and the Room Service? Gold Star! Especially after a few too many Aperol Spritzes by the pool.
Ways to Relax - Now We’re Talking… Paradise Found (Eventually)
Alright, here’s where Bali Star really shines. They have a Pool with a view – yes, it’s as good as it sounds. Then there is the Spa… Oh. My. God. I went for a massage and nearly melted into the marble. Seriously, it was pure bliss. Then there’s the Sauna, Steamroom, and even a Foot bath. The Body scrub was divine, and the Body wrap left me feeling like a freshly-baked loaf of happiness. Fitness center is there, too, for the overly-enthusiastic gym-goers. But let’s be honest, I spent most of my time swimming in the pool or sprawled on a sunbed. You know… relaxing.
The swimming pool [Outdoor] was so good, I spent a fair amount of time there. Just let it all go.
The Rooms - Comfy, But with a Few Quirks
My room? Honestly, it was pretty great. They’ve got ALL the in-room amenities: Air conditioning, Blackout curtains (essential for those late-night cocktails), Coffee/tea maker, Hair dryer, Refrigerator… It’s all there. And, thank goodness, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (essential). The linens were good, the towels fluffy. I even had a balcony with a view. My only minor grumble? The lighting was a bit… clinical. But hey, small price to pay for a comfortable base camp.
Services & Conveniences - They've Thought of Almost Everything!
Okay, so lots of extras here that make life easy. Daily housekeeping, laundry service, dry cleaning, luggage storage, currency exchange, concierge, car park [free of charge], front desk [24-hour]… They've got you covered. There’s even a convenience store if you need a quick snack fix. I appreciated the daily housekeeping, because let’s be real, I can be a bit of a mess.
Things to Do - Beyond Blissful Relaxation
Crete itself is a treasure trove of things to do and see! Bali Star can arrange airport transfer. They can sort out taxi service. You can also get the Car park [on-site] so you'll be able to leave your car if you rented one. I didn’t explore as much as I should have, admittedly. Mostly because I was so busy…you know… relaxing. But they do offer all sorts of seminars, which is nice for the inquisitive.
For the Kids - Family-Friendly, But…
Babysitting service. Family/child friendly. Kids facilities. Kids meal. Seems like they're making an effort. I didn’t have kids with me, but I did see some happy families enjoying the place.
Getting Around - Pretty Simple
Getting to and from the resort is easy with airport transfer. There's also car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site]
Internet - Essential for the Modern Traveler
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank you, Bali Star, for understanding the modern traveler. And the Internet access – wireless too.
Now… the Big, Messy Offer You Can't Refuse:
Escape to Paradise: Bali Star Resort – Your Cretan Dream, Imperfectly Perfect.
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Here’s the Deal:
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Why Book Now? Because Bali Star is more than just a hotel. It's a place to:
Unwind and Recharge: Indulge in spa treatments, lounge by the pool, or simply drift away on your balcony with a good book.
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Embrace the Cretan Vibe: Immerse yourself in the region's beauty, explore quaint villages, and experience the warmth and welcome of the local people.
Feel Safe and Cared For: Enjoy a clean, safe, and well-managed environment with all the amenities you need for a stress-free stay.
This Offer is Imperfectly Perfect, Just Like Us: Remember, Bali Star isn't about flawless perfection. It's about genuine experiences. There might be a slight wait at the bar sometimes, or a minor hiccup here and there, but that's part of the charm. Embrace the imperfection, soak up the sun, and create memories that will last a lifetime.
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(P.S. Pack extra sunscreen. You’re going to need it!)
Unbelievable Mendoza Luxury: Tunkelen Apart Hotel Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into my Balinese-themed (??) adventure at the Bali Star Resort Hotel on Crete. Seriously, what even is that combination? Bali… in Crete? I'm already confused, but let's roll with it. Here's the itinerary-esque monstrosity I've cobbled together, more a suggestion than a hard-and-fast plan, because, let's be real, I'm terrible at planning.
Bali Star Resort: Crete Edition - A Slightly Chaotic Odyssey
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (Arrival & Initial Reactions)
- 10:00 AM (ish) - Heraklion Airport: The Great Greek Gamble. Okay, the flight (Ryanair, naturally – hello, budget!) was fine, except for the screaming toddler who decided my right ear was a personal percussion instrument. Arrived in Crete, sweaty and questioning all my life choices. Found the transfer to the hotel – a beat-up minivan that smelled vaguely of feta and… ambition?
- 11:30 AM - Bali Star Resort: First Impressions and Floral Fetishes. Pulled up to the hotel and… well, the whole "Bali" thing feels a little… off. Think less lush rice paddies, more concrete jungle (that's a harsh take, sorry!). The lobby is… beige. But there are these bizarre, oversized, vaguely Indonesian-looking flower arrangements EVERYWHERE. I'm starting to suspect the guy who decorated this place had a very, very specific Pinterest board.
- 12:30 PM - Check-In Catastrophe (and the Promise of Raki). Check-in was… a process. The receptionist, bless her heart, seemed to be simultaneously managing a family feud, a lost luggage situation, and the sudden onset of spring (because she was suddenly, inexplicably, surrounded by flowers). Eventually, got my room key. She promised a welcome drink - Raki of course. Because Greece. She smiled, and I smiled.
- 1 PM - Room Revelation (and the Balcony Bliss). My room! Okay, it’s… clean. Basic. But the balcony. Oh. My. God. The view is stunning. Seriously, the Aegean Sea is THIS close and so. freakin'. blue. All is forgiven. (Except the questionable floral arrangements.)
- 2 PM - Lunch and a Philosophical Crisis. Wandered the hotel and tried the buffet. It was… a buffet. Found some decent tzatziki and thought about the meaning of life while eating my weight in Greek salad. Ate too much and wondered if I'd ever make it to the beach.
- 4 PM - Beach Debacle (and Sunburn on Day 1!). Okay, so the beach is a bit of a trek from the hotel (uphill both ways, naturally). The sand is lovely. The sun is a beast. I thought I was careful with the sunscreen, but clearly, my fair skin disagrees. Sunburn alert! (Note to self: slather on more sunscreen tomorrow, idiot.)
- 7 PM - Dinner and the Raki Reckoning. Dinner was… another buffet. More tzatziki. Tried the moussaka – slightly disappointing, but hey, I’m not a food critic. Tried my welcome Raki. Let's just say it was potent. And I may or may not have told a nearby elderly couple my life story. Oops.
- 9 PM - Stargazing and Stumbling. Sat on my balcony, feeling slightly pickled, staring at the stars. This is what vacations are all about, right? This feeling of peacefulness… then I kind of stumbled off the balcony, landing with a thud on the floor. Oh, the perils of too much Raki! (At least I think it was the Raki.)
Day 2: Doubling Down on the Beach and the Beach and (You Guessed it) More Beach! (Beach Immersion and Exploration!)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast: The Egg-White Enigma. Buffet breakfast. Decided to try and be healthy, so I went for the egg white omelet station. It was… a textural experience. Kind of rubbery. Kind of flavorless. Regretted my life choices.
- 10:00 AM - Beach. Again. I'm serious. I'm going to the beach. Soothing the sunburn is a must. I'm determined to conquer the beach - build a kingdom of sandcastles! Actually, I did build a pretty decent one - the waves kept trying to destroy it, but I wasn’t backing down. Hours spent in the sun, feeling the sand, the sun, and the ocean.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch on the Beach in Bali. So there is a beach restaurant, which seems to be the place for the beach goers! With a view of the whole ocean right from my seat, I ate something that vaguely resembled grilled Octopus. It was good, but not as good as the sand between my toes.
- 2:00 PM - Nap Time. This is when I got back to the room; feeling the sun, and feeling the sea - it was a perfect nap to calm me!
- 3:00 PM - Beach. Again. Pt. 2. Back at the beach, this time, I rented a sunbed, and tried to read my book. It lasted five minutes. How can I focus when the ocean is there calling my name?
- 5:00 PM - Post-Beach Bliss. The day has flown by! A relaxing walk to the hotel with the sunset, oh, what a day!
- 7:00 PM - Dinner: The Moussaka Redemption. After yesterday's slight disappointment, I went back to the hotel restaurant, and finally gave the moussaka another shot! I have to say, the chef delivered tonight. Delicious!
Day 3: Culture Shock and Coastal Charm (Exploring Crete & Diving Deeper)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast: The Fruit Frenzy. Breakfast. This time I tried to go for the fruit. It was a fruit frenzy! All sizes, colors, and tastes.
- 10:00 AM - Heraklion Exploration. I decided to do something cultural today. Hopped on a bus (which, let's be honest, felt like a death-defying experience - Greeks and driving are a… unique combination) to Heraklion, the capital. Visited the Venetian Fortress (impressive!), then wandered the narrow streets, getting delightfully lost. Found a tiny taverna and had the best souvlaki of my life. The owner kept pestering me to stay!
- 2:00 PM - Beach and Sea. Heading back to the hotel, I jumped in the sea before the sun set. It was a perfect, refreshing dive!
- 4:00 PM - Preparing for the Sunset. Headed back to the room to rest a little. I am preparing for the sunset.
- 7:00 PM - Sunset Dinner. As the sun set and the sky and sea turned into beautiful dark colors, I had my dinner; it was a perfect moment.
Day 4: Departure
- Okay, so this is where things get messy. I'm not really sure what day it is anymore. The sun, the Raki, the constant buffet – it's all a blur. But I think I need to head back to the airport soon. I don't want to, though.
- Airport Adventure. Airport! What a pain. But I have to go; I need to go back to regular life!
- Last Glimpse. Last look at the sea view. I will miss this.
Final Thoughts:
The Bali Star Resort? Questionable theming. The food? Hit or miss. My sunburn? Blistering. But Crete? Absolutely gorgeous. The people? Surprisingly lovely. Did I learn anything? Probably not. But hey, the Aegean Sea is an excellent cure for pretty much everything. And, you know, there's always next year… maybe I'll learn how to pack sunscreen properly then. Until then, Yassas (goodbye in Greek), and thanks for reading this incredibly messy, potentially inaccurate account of my slightly bonkers Crete adventure!
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Um, You Really Sure About This "Escape to Paradise: Bali Star Resort" in Crete? Let's Unpack That.
Okay, So is it *actually* "Paradise"? Because my last "paradise" trip involved a mosquito the size of a small bird...
Crete? Isn't that, like, *way* far away? How do I even get there? And is it, like, safe? My uncle told me a story about a donkey...
The Resort Itself - What's the Vibe? Is it all stuffy and uptight, or can I actually relax?
Let's talk rooms. Are they clean? Are the beds comfy? Because a bad bed can ruin an entire vacation. And did the TV work?
The Food! Is it amazing? I'm Greek food obsessed, and I'm a picky eater. Do they cater to picky eaters? And what about the drinks?
Activities! Is there anything to do besides sit by the pool and eat (which, let's be honest, I can do all day)?
Okay, let's get real. What was the *worst* part? What should I watch out for?
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