Chui Lodge Naivasha: Kenya's Untamed Paradise Awaits!
Chui Lodge Naivasha: My Kenyan Dream (Almost)
Okay, folks, buckle up. I just got back from Chui Lodge in Naivasha, Kenya, and my brain is still swimming with zebras, giraffes, and the general, overwhelming epicness of it all. You know, the kind of trip that lodges itself deep in your soul, even though, let’s be real, not everything was sunshine and perfect safari sunsets.
This review? It’s going to be messy. It’s going to be honest. It’s going to be me, raw and unfiltered. Think of it as a digital campfire chat after a particularly potent sundowner.
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Accessibility & My Slightly Clumsy Adventure:
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. Keyword alert! Facilities for disabled guests are listed, but… and you know there's a "but"… I didn't personally test them. Chui Lodge is built into the landscape. Think sprawling, gorgeous, and a little… hilly. But! They do have an elevator, which is a massive win for navigating the common areas. They also have a car park [on-site] that's pretty spacious. I'd recommend contacting them directly about specific needs – they seem genuinely helpful, based on my interactions with them (more on that later!). I did see people using golf carts to navigate the main areas and trails, and frankly, I was kind of jealous, next time I'm requesting a golf cart!
Rooms – My Private Jungle Sanctuary (Plus My Own Quirks):
My room? Pure bliss. Let me paint the picture: Non-smoking, thank heavens, a massive extra-long bed (bliss for a tall-ish person like myself), air conditioning that actually worked (a Kenyan lifesaver!), and a private bathroom with a separate shower/bathtub. The bathrobes were thick and fluffy, like a cloud you could wear. The complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker were my saving grace for those early morning game drives (yes, I'm a stereotypical Brit and require a caffeine hit every morning). Oh, and there were slippers! Little details like that just make a stay.
The balcony was a HUGE plus, I could sit there and watch all the activity.
Internet – The Eternal Struggle (Even in Paradise):
Okay, let's talk Internet. The lodge touts Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet access – wireless. And… it was… spotty. Look, I get it. You're out in the bush. But when you're trying to upload your Insta stories of majestic lions (which, btw, I did!), it can be a bit frustrating. I think you have to be in the main lodge to get a decent Wi-Fi signal. I did hear there's Internet access [LAN], but didn't try it. But hey, internet services are available!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling My Safari Soul (and My Inner Critic):
The food. Oh, the food. Keyword alert! Restaurants! There's the main restaurant, and a poolside bar. Let's start with the good: Breakfast [buffet]. They had an Asian breakfast option, Western breakfast, the works. Fresh fruit, pastries, the whole shebang. The coffee was strong, and they have a coffee/tea in restaurant option that was amazing. Breakfast takeaway service was offered… a real lifesaver for early game drives.
The main restaurant's menu offered both International cuisine in restaurant and Asian cuisine in restaurant. Loved it! The meals were top-notch, though I found the salad in restaurant was a little repetitive. At least there was a daily soup in restaurant! One day I did take advantage of the Room service [24-hour]. It didn't disappoint. At the poolside bar, the happy hour drinks were strong, as they should be.
The Imperfect Bit (Where My Inner Critic Erupts):
Now, for the less-than-perfect moment. I ordered a very fancy steak one night, and… well, it was overcooked. I know, first world problems, right? But when you're paying a premium, you expect perfection, and it wasn't there. I would expect a vegetarian restaurant option, but it didn't seem to be the case.
To be fair, the staff were excellent, and immediately offered to rectify the situation. They were really attentive.
Things To Do and Ways to Relax – My Body's and Soul's Playground
This is where Chui Lodge truly shines. Keyword alert! Swimming pool [outdoor] . That pool, with the breathtaking view, oh my god! I can see why others would give it a Pool with view. It's an infinity pool practically blending into the horizon. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
Spa/sauna! YES! After a morning bumping around in a game drive vehicle, hitting the spa was like heaven. I had a massage, and also a Body scrub with local ingredients…my skin felt like I'd been reborn. They also offer Foot bath, Body wrap, Steamroom and Sauna, plus all the usual treatments. Bliss. Fitness center is available, and I didn't use it…but it was there.
The Safari Experience – Unforgettable Moments (and a Few Fleeting Annoyances):
I found it really interesting that "getting around" was in their keywords. Airport transfer, they absolutely do. Car park [free of charge] on the other hand, that was an interesting aspect of the hotel that I didn't have to worry about. I got a Taxi service and did not have to use the other keywords for it. Valet parking felt quite luxurious.
The game drives themselves were truly special. We saw so many animals. We saw a lion eating a zebra. It was one of the most incredible things I've ever witnessed. The guides were incredibly knowledgeable, and passionate which made the whole experience.
Cleanliness and Safety – The New Reality:
Chui Lodge takes COVID seriously. Keyword alert! Cleanliness and safety. Anti-viral cleaning products are in use, which is reassuring. The staff were trained in Staff trained in safety protocol , and there was Hand sanitizer everywhere. Hot water linen and laundry washing, all the usual precautions. Rooms sanitized between stays. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter.
The "Almost" of It All – The Little Things That Could Be Smoother:
Look, no place is perfect. Here’s my (slightly grumpy) wish list for the lodge. The breakfast takeaway service could be better. A broader range of vegetarian options. The Wi-Fi… needs a boost!
Final Verdict – Worth the Splurge?
YES. Absolutely. Despite the minor hiccups, Chui Lodge is an incredible experience. The landscapes, the wildlife, the luxurious rooms, the genuinely friendly staff… it all adds up to a trip I'll cherish forever. It's a place where you can truly disconnect and reconnect with nature. I'll definitely be back. And if they're listening, Chui Lodge: I'll take that golf cart next time.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. We're going to Chui Lodge in Naivasha, Kenya, and let me tell you, this itinerary isn't going to be all perfectly planned sunrises and synchronized giraffes. This is gonna be messy, real, and hopefully, a little bit hilarious. Here we go…
Chui Lodge: My Unfiltered Adventure
Day 1: Jetlagged, Jungle-Bound, and a Lot of Mosquito Spray (and Possibly Regret)
- Morning (4:00 AM - if you can even call it that): "Wake up" in London. HA. More like, "exist in a blurry haze of pre-dawn anxiety and the faint scent of stale airplane food." I’m pretty sure my brain hasn’t quite woken up. I’m pretty sure my body is rejecting the very concept of travel. The taxi to Heathrow is stressful enough.
- All freakin' Day: Okay, let’s skip the mundane details of the LONG flight! I survived. Barely. I watched three bad movies, devoured an entire bag of stale peanuts (thanks, British Airways!), and tried - and failed - to sleep. The moment I landed in Nairobi, the humidity hit me like a warm, sweaty hug. I thought I knew what hot felt like. I was so wrong.
- Afternoon (Around 4:00 PM - Kenyan Time, which is, apparently, "whenever"): Transfer to Chui Lodge. The roads? Let’s just say they are an adventure. Think pothole-ridden, dust-covered, and filled with more goats than you can shake a stick at. I nearly lost my head out the window, trying to get a perfect photograph of a baboon family. The driver just laughed…probably at my ridiculous tourist enthusiasm.
- Evening (After the Long Drive): Arrive at Chui Lodge. OMG. This place is stunning. Picture this: a secluded haven nestled amongst acacia trees. The welcome drink was a refreshing Hibiscus. (I'm going to love this place!) I'm starving. The tent (yes, a luxurious tent, not a dingy camping one) is AMAZING. And the view… breathtaking. I almost cry. It's that beautiful. Eat delicious dinner, and then… mosquito spray, mosquito spray, and more mosquito spray. I'm pretty sure I now smell vaguely of citronella. The resident bushbuck is casually grazing right outside my tent. Like, casually. I want to stay awake all night to absorb it all, but I'm pretty sure I've never been this jet-lagged in my life.
Day 2: The Safari Debacle & A Moment of Pure Magic
- Morning (6:00 AM - HA! More like 5:45 AM, thanks to the sun): Safari time! Pre-dawn excitement. I feel like a kid on Christmas (minus the presents and actual Christmas). We're in the open safari vehicle, all bundled up (it’s surprisingly chilly before the sun hits), and ready for action.
- Morning (Mid-Safari): The animals! Oh, the ANIMALS!!! We saw zebras, giraffes (so elegant!), baboons (the ones who were almost in my perfect photo!), impalas, and a whole bunch of birds I couldn't name if my life depended on it. The guide, a very cool dude named Joseph (seriously, what IS it with beautiful people in Kenya?!), was fantastic. He had an encyclopedic knowledge of everything. And then…
- The Safari Debacle (Continued): We were tracking a lion pride. Tracking. A. Lion. Pride. (I'm shaking just thinking about it!) We followed their tracks for what felt like an eternity. And then… NOTHING. We drove and drove, and saw… nothing. The lion pride was apparently on vacation. I was dejected, a total letdown. I have never felt such anticipation and then such disappointment!!
- Afternoon (Post-Safari): Lunch at the lodge. And then… the rain hit. Not a drizzle, but a full-on, tropical downpour. We were trapped! But, you know what? It was kind of amazing. Sitting on the veranda, watching the rain lash down and the giraffes seeking shelter under the acacia trees. I'm thinking the animals' vacation is a good one.
- Evening (The Magic, Finally!): The sun came out and the light was so incredible. The lodge is just so magical. We saw three giraffes doing synchronized drinking at the waterhole, which was more like watching a ballet performance. We ended the day with a sundowner - Gin and tonic - and a breathtaking sunset. Pure, unadulterated magic. I cry again. This time, happy.
Day 3: Walking with Giants (and a Heart Full of Hope)
- Morning: The morning started with coffee on the veranda. Seriously, the view, the air, the…everything! I wanted to stay there forever.
- Morning (8:00 AM): A guided walk in the conservancy. Walked with the giraffes (at a respectful distance, of course). The guide taught us all about the animals and the plants. I was terrified of tripping and falling. The moment when I felt like everything was going to be okay. The whole area felt like the best part of my life.
- Afternoon: Relaxing (or trying to) by the pool. The pool is so beautiful and so inviting. I was very tempted by the inviting water but I started to see weird insects, which freaked me out.
- Afternoon (Debrief after a day of seeing animals): I'm reflecting and I'm happy but feel so emotional about the whole journey!
- Evening: Dinner under the stars. They are so bright here. I'm pretty sure I've never seen so many stars. Delicious food, great company, and a truly unforgettable ending to our stay.
Day 4: Goodbye, Chui Lodge… (Until Next Time, Hopefully!)
- Morning: Final early morning at the lodge. Last sunrise and final coffee.
- Morning (Check-out and Transfer): Saying goodbye is hard. I will miss this place! The drive back to the airport is bittersweet. I’m already planning my return.
- Afternoon (Departure): The flight home beckons. Say farewell to Kenya.
- Evening (Back in London): Crash. Sleep. And dream of lions, giraffes, and gin and tonics under the African sky.
Post-Trip Thoughts (and the Real Messy Stuff):
Okay, so this wasn't the perfectly polished safari experience I imagined. I got rained on, I almost got eaten by a mosquito, and I missed out on seeing the lions. (Come to think of it, I saw a lot of nothing with the lions, I almost forgot!). But. But. But… it was also the most incredible, transformative, humbling, and ridiculously fun experience of my life.
I cried (a lot). I laughed (a lot, too). I felt a connection to nature I’d never experienced before. I realized how small I am and how beautiful the world is. I messed up so many things, but what I wasn't ready for - I felt so much.
And yeah, I'm already saving up for my return. This trip was a game-changer.
So, yeah, Chui Lodge. Go. Just go. And pack more mosquito spray than you think you need. You'll thank me later.
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Chui Lodge: You Think You're Ready? (Spoiler: Maybe Not.)
So, What *IS* Chui Lodge, Exactly? Is it like, a hotel? A campsite? My therapist's office disguised as a safari?
Okay, picture this: You're craving a proper escape. Not just a weekend away, but a 'leave your soul in Kenya' level escape. Chui Lodge is... well, it's a lot. It's WAY more than just a hotel, trust me. Think of it as a luxurious, slightly ramshackle (in a good way!), utterly charming home-away-from-home plonked right in the middle of raw, untamed Kenyan beauty. It’s a place where elephants casually stroll past your balcony while you're trying to sip your morning coffee (which, by the way, is SPECTACULAR), and the roar of a lion becomes the soundtrack to your dreams. Think "rustic elegance." Think "I've never felt so ridiculously comfortable in my life." Think... well, you get the idea. It's not camping, but it's definitely an adventure. And, if you're lucky, maybe therapeutic. (See: Wildlife encounters exceeding expectations).
Let's talk about the rooms. Are they... nice? Or are we talking mosquito nets and questionable plumbing? (I've seen things.)
Okay, deep breath. The rooms. Prepare to be spoiled. Forget questionable plumbing! Forget scratchy sheets! Forget... well, forget all the things you've mentally prepped yourself for on a "safari". (I'm saying this as someone who has experienced the *other* side of things, FYI). They are, in a word, divine. Seriously. Each cottage is uniquely designed, super spacious, and features a fireplace (which, bonus points, they *do* light for you!), a private veranda overlooking the bush, and a bathroom that practically begs you to spend an hour luxuriating in the tub. The beds? Oh, the beds. Cloud-like. I swear, I've never slept so soundly in my *life*. The *only* downside? Eventually, you have to leave. (Sobbing quietly).
What's the food like? Because a bad safari meal can ruin a whole trip. (Been there, unfortunately.)
Oh. My. Goodness. The food. This is where Chui Lodge really *shines*. I'm not exaggerating when I say it’s some of the best food I’ve ever eaten, period. And I’m a foodie. They really, *really* understand the importance of great food after a day of adventures. Think fresh, locally sourced ingredients, prepared with skill and passion. Think hearty breakfasts, delicious lunches, and dinners that are culinary masterpieces. They were even able to cater a request for a vegan diet I had. I'm talking proper, soul-warming, "I'm going to gain five pounds and not care" kind of good. (And you won't care. Because Kenya). The chef is a genius, and the staff is incredibly attentive. And did I mention the wine selection? Don't even get me started. Just…go hungry. You won't regret it. Warning: You might want to sneak a second dessert. No shame.
Okay, okay, the safari experience. Is it actually good? Like, do you *see* animals? Or is it just a bumpy ride in a dusty Land Cruiser? (Serious question, again.)
Alright, buckle up. The safari experience at Chui is… well, it’s the reason you *go* to Chui. It's not just a "bumpy ride." It's an *experience*. You're guided by incredibly knowledgeable and passionate people. They'll share any information on any creature you see. You feel more connected to everything. The game drives are genuinely breathtaking. You'll be up close and personal with the wildlife – giraffes, zebras, lions, elephants, (I saw SO MANY ANIMALS!), the whole shebang. Bring those binoculars. Bring your camera. Bring your tissues. (Seriously, I cried. More than once. Witnessing a cheetah hunt… wow.) Just try to prepare yourself emotionally. You're going to experience something that will change you in some way. And here's a secret: I spent a LOT of time specifically looking at the birds. Incredible. Don't underestimate the power of bird watching. The guides are amazing.
What activities are there *besides* the safari? (Because, you know, I can only ride in a Land Cruiser for so long...)
Okay, this is the beauty of Chui. It’s not just about game drives. While the game drives are the headliners, the supporting cast is just as amazing. You can go for guided bush walks (terrifying at first, exhilarating after), horseback riding (if you’re into that kind of thing), bird watching (HIGHLY recommended, even if you think it’s boring), or simply relax by the pool with a book. There's a spa, too, for those moments when you need a little extra pampering (which, let's be honest, is always a good idea). And the staff there can organize any sort of customized trips. It's all about creating *your* perfect experience.
Is it family-friendly? (Because I have kids, and, well, you know.)
Yes! And no. Haha. Okay, let me clarify. Chui *can* be family-friendly. They're used to it, and the staff are SO amazing with kids. But it's also a place where you go to *escape*. I'd check age restrictions if you have younger children, that's my main recommendation. If your kids are like, slightly older and can appreciate the *magic* of being in the wild, then absolutely! They'll fall in love. But if you're picturing a place with a dedicated kids club and a constant buzz of activity… maybe not. The main focus here is on the wildlife, the peace, and the serenity. And, honestly, you might want a little bit of that zen *without* the kids, right? (Please don't tell my kids I said that).
What's the Wi-Fi situation? (Because, you know... gotta stay connected, even in paradise.)
Okay, full disclosure: the Wi-Fi situation is… spotty. Let's call it "purposefully disconnected." There is Wi-Fi available in the main areas, but don't expect lightning-fast speeds. And honestly? That’s a *good* thing. Embrace the digital detox! Let yourself unplug, switch off, and actually *be* present in the moment. You'll thank me later. Trust me, you won't miss your phone. Well, maybe a *little*. But the memories you'll make will be worth the temporary absence. (I did check in periodically, but it was glorious to be off the grid).
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