Clarion Pointe Medicine Hat: Your Hat Trick Hotel Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! You want a review of the Clarion Pointe Medicine Hat that’s less PR blurb and more… well, me rambling about a hotel stay? You got it. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, because honestly, hotels are like relationships – some are fireworks, and some… well, let's just say you’re glad the door locks.
Clarion Pointe Medicine Hat: Your Hat Trick Hotel Awaits! – The Honest Truth (and a bit of rambling)
First off, the name? "Your Hat Trick Hotel Awaits!" Okay, I see what they did there. Medicine Hat is known for… well, it's known. And I'm thinking hockey. Gotta love a bit of local pride! I'm already slightly charmed - a trick, though? I hope that's not a foreshadowing of shenanigans.
Accessibility:
Alright, so… accessibility. This is HUGE, and I’m happy to see it listed prominently. They've got "Facilities for disabled guests," which is good, but I need specifics. Is it truly wheelchair accessible? Are the rooms designed well? Does the bathroom have grab bars? (Note to Clarion Pointe: be VERY specific with the accessibility details!) I'm a massive stickler for this, because if you're advertising accessible, you gotta deliver. Bonus points if you have a website that actually clearly states everything and helps people select their rooms.
Cleanliness and Safety - The Big Deal in 2024 (and Beyond!) :
Okay, let’s be real. Traveling in a post-pandemic world means CLEAN. And CLEAN means a lot to me. Here's where the Clarion Pointe earns major points, and potentially loses some. They advertise “Anti-viral cleaning products,” “Daily disinfection in common areas,” "Rooms sanitized between stays," and a whole mess of other safety features, including "Hand sanitizer" and "Staff trained in safety protocol." Awesome. REALLY awesome. BUT – and there's always a but, isn’t there? – are they actually doing it? I need to believe those practices are being carried out properly. I spent years wiping down everything with Lysol, so I need concrete proof. Do I see staff actually cleaning diligently? Do I smell the cleanliness? (That’s my weird litmus test.) I need to feel safe. If I stay at a hotel and still have to bleach my bathroom, that's a fail.
Now, the Food… This could become a saga…
Alright, let's enter the world of eating at the Clarion Pointe. Prepare for some strong opinions here, because this is where things can get… interesting.
- Breakfast? "Breakfast [buffet]" – which is fine, but it's the year 2024, so I'm hoping it’s also actually good, and that you’re not skimping. "Breakfast takeaway service" is a fantastic option here. Sometimes you just want to grab something fast and go. I'm a sucker for anything Asian, so the "Asian breakfast" sounds intriguing but I'm skeptical about that. This could be amazing, or it could be a… journey.
- On-site Restaurants/Lounges: "Bar," "Coffee shop," "Poolside bar," and "Restaurants." Okay, options! Always a good sign. I'm hoping the bar isn't the usual boring hotel bar, and that the coffee shop is decent and well-stocked. The pool bar sounds inviting – if the pool itself is nice. I'd need to see the menus and reviews to get my hopes up.
- The "Dining, Drinking, and Snacking" section. Seriously? This needs a revamp. It's lacking. "Bottle of water" is nice, but where am I getting it? "Happy hour" is good. "Snack Bar" is a start. "A la carte in restaurant," "Buffet in restaurant," "Coffee/tea in restaurant," "Desserts in restaurant," "Poolside bar," "Restaurants," "Salad in restaurant," "Soup in restaurant," "Vegetarian restaurant," "Western breakfast," and "Western cuisine in restaurant." I'm glad something is available here. This is the section that makes or breaks the hotel for me. I need variety, quality, and good service.
- Room Service: Yay! "Room service [24-hour]" I love this! I never use this but love it's there!
The "Things to Do," "Ways to Relax" (or, My Personal Spa Obsession!)
- The Spa/Relaxation… "Body scrub," "Body wrap," "Fitness center," "Foot bath," "Gym/fitness," "Massage," "Pool with view," "Sauna," "Spa," "Spa/sauna," "Steamroom," "Swimming pool," "Swimming pool [outdoor]"… Hello! This is getting more interesting. A Pool with a view? If it's a nice view, that's a major selling point. The Sauna and Steamroom are great options too. Here is where they get a lot of points from me. I love all of these options. Honestly If I'm honest, this is the big draw for me.
Internet Access - The Digital Age Essentials:
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" YES. "Internet" "Internet [LAN]" "Internet services" "Wi-Fi in public areas." Okay, good. Don't make me have to hunt for a decent Wi-Fi signal. This is 2024; it's a basic requirement.
The Room Itself - My Personal Home Away From Home: This is where the real judging begins. Let's break down what I'm hoping for:
- Essentials: Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Check. Coffee/tea maker? CHECK. Desk? Definitely need it. "Hair dryer?" Double check that. It's a must! "Ironing facilities" – because wrinkled clothes are the worst. "Mini bar" - always a plus! "Refrigerator?" Good. "Satellite/cable channels," "Shower," "Sofa," "Telephone," "Toiletries," "Wake-up service," and "Wi-Fi [free]" are what I expect.
- Nice-to-Haves: "Extra long bed," "In-room safe box," "Laptop workspace," "Reading light," "Separate shower/bathtub," "Slippers," "Smoke detector," and "Soundproofing." Soundproofing is essential for avoiding loud noises at 3 am.
- The "Wow" Factor: "Blackout curtains" – YES, please! "Interconnecting room(s) available" – not for me, but good to know. "On-demand movies?" A nice touch. "Private bathroom" – yeah, I'm hoping so.
- A little bit extra: "Additional toilet" might be useful if I'm sharing. "Bathtub" for a relaxing soak is essential, but a "bathtub phone" feels a bit vintage. "Complimentary tea" and "Free bottled water" are welcome. "Non-smoking" (Thank goodness!).
- The details I really care about: Clean, comfortable, and not smelling of stale air freshener!
Services and Conveniences - The Nitty-Gritty:
Alright, let's get into the practicality of this hotel. "Air conditioning in public area," "Cash withdrawal," "Concierge," "Contactless check-in/out," "Convenience store," "Currency exchange," "Daily housekeeping," "Dry cleaning," "Elevator," "Facilities for disabled guests," "Food delivery," "Gift/souvenir shop," "Indoor venue for special events," "Invoice provided," "Ironing service," "Laundry service," "Luggage storage," "Meeting/banquet facilities," "Outdoor venue for special events," "Projector/LED display," "Safety deposit boxes," "Smoking area," "Terrace," and "Wi-Fi for special events." This is a decent list, but it's not particularly exciting. I'm grateful for the basics. "Daily housekeeping" – good.
Getting Around… (Because I'm never going to drive, ever.)
"Airport transfer," "Bicycle parking," "Car park [free of charge]," "Car park [on-site]," "Car power charging station," "Taxi service," and "Valet parking." "Free of charge" car park is a bonus, but I need to know how easy it is to access the city. This section is helpful, but not critical to my stay.
For the Kids?
"Babysitting service," "Family/child friendly," "Kids facilities," and "Kids meal." Fine. Whatever. I’m not a kid, so this is not super relevant to me.
Safety/Security Stuff:
"CCTV in common areas," "CCTV outside property," "Fire extinguisher," "Front desk [24-hour]," "Proposal spot," "Safety/security feature," "Security [24-hour]," "Smoke alarms," and "Soundproof rooms." Okay, good to see all the safety measures. I want to feel safe, and it sounds like they want me to feel the same. A "Proposal spot?" I might have to investigate the location of THAT!
Overall Impression… The Verdict!
Okay, let's get down to it. Clarion Pointe Medicine Hat:
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is… me in Medicine Hat. Clarion Pointe, here we flippin' come! And honestly, after this, I might need therapy. Let's just say my brain's currently operating at a "slightly-unhinged-but-hopefully-endearing" level.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Motel Room Mystery (aka, Where Did My Clothes Go?)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival & Check-In: Roll into the Clarion Pointe, heart hammering a little because, let's be honest, I'm terrible at packing. Seriously, I pack like I'm fleeing a zombie apocalypse – everything AND the kitchen sink. Check-in's smooth… too smooth. Makes me suspicious. Are they hiding something? Like, a secret underground tunnel to a massive chocolate fountain? (I can dream, right?)
- 1:30 PM - Motel Room Inspection (and Mild Panic): Okay, room's… functional. Clean-ish. The air conditioning sounds like a dying walrus, but hey, character! Unpack… or attempt to. My suitcase, a snarling beast of a thing, has decided to eat my favorite jeans. They're GONE. Vanished! Poof! Did I accidentally check in to a dimension where clothes disappear? Starting to think so.
- 2:00 PM - The "Is This Even Breakfast?" Restaurant Search: Okay, so I have a problem. A big one. I'm ravenous, and I have no idea where to find food. I open Yelp, and all I see is Tim Hortons and fast food. God help me.
- 3:00 PM - Downtown Exploration (and the Discovery of Canadian Tire): This is where I was going to go to find something. I went to Canadian Tire. I found some tools. I have no use for tools. What is my life?
- 5:00 PM - Dinner at "Somewhere" (still searching for the perfect spot): After some more wandering, I found a restaurant. The food was great! But I am so ready for bed.
Day 2: Culture Shock & Prairie Winds (and Existential Crisis)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast, The Hotel Experience (and Room Service Regret): Free breakfast! Score! I venture downstairs, fully expecting lukewarm eggs and rubbery bacon. And… yep. That's exactly what I got. But the coffee's surprisingly decent, and hey, it's fueled my brain into action to keep exploring.
- 10:00 AM - The Saamis Tepee (and the Wind That Nearly Killed Me): Okay, this thing is HUGE. Like, massive. And windy. Dear God, the wind. I swear, if I’d stood there any longer, I would've been blown straight into Saskatchewan (gasp!). I take some pictures and take refuge in my car.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch at "The Local Place" (again): I found a restaurant and I am never leaving this place. The food is the best I've had in a while, and I would eat here again if I could.
- 2:00 PM - Exploring Historical Museum (and the Unexpected Tears): Something about those old photographs, the stories of hardship and resilience, got to me. I walked around here for hours and didn't talk to anyone.
- 5:00 PM - Dinner - "I'm eating here again."( I can't help it. I'm sorry.)
Day 3: Sunrise & Goodbye (and the Promise of Laundry)
- 7:00 AM - Sunrise Over the South Saskatchewan River (attempted): I set my alarm. I want to see the sunrise. I wake up, and it is overcast. I am a failure.
- 8:00 AM - Last Free Breakfast, then Check-Out (with a little bit of sadness): Well, that was breakfast again. Time to check out. Bye-bye, Clarion Pointe! It's been… an experience. And yeah, the walrus-AC thing? I'm going to miss it.
- 9:00 AM - Road Trip Home (and Existential Reflection, Pt. 2): Time to leave. I'm leaving Medicine Hat. I want to find my clothes. I'll be back.
So, there you have it. My Medicine Hat adventure. A whirlwind of questionable decisions, culinary triumphs, and profound moments of "what am I doing with my life?" It wasn't perfect, it wasn't always pretty, but dammit, it was real. And frankly? I wouldn't trade it for anything. (Except maybe those jeans.)
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Clarion Pointe Medicine Hat: Hat Trick Hotel & Hilarious Headaches? Let's Dig In!
So, what's the *deal* with the Clarion Pointe Medicine Hat? Is it, like, actually *good*?
Okay, fine, straight up: It's a *solid* option. No, it's not the Ritz – let's be realistic, we're in Medicine Hat, Alberta, not Monaco, pal! – but it's generally clean, relatively modern (they've probably updated since the 80s, at least!), and the location's pretty darn convenient. Close to the highway, close to… well, things! More on *what* things later.
Look, I stayed there last month. Needed a crash pad on a road trip. It wasn't a *life-altering* experience. But it was… adequate. And the free breakfast? Solid B+. Yogurt, some sad-looking but passable fruit, and a waffle maker of pure, crispy joy. That waffle maker almost saved the whole trip, honestly.
Is the free breakfast *really* free? Because, you know, fine print and all that jazz…
As far as I could tell… YES! There was no lurking fee-monster jumping out at the waffle station demanding payment. It's the standard continental setup. I mean, don't expect gourmet. Don't expect locally-sourced artisanal anything. But it’s *free*. They serve coffee. Strong coffee. And after a night on the road, that's practically a religious experience. Just… watch out for the industrial-sized orange juice. It might be… radioactive. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. But it had a *distinct* tang.
What are the rooms like? Clean? Spacious? Do I need to bring my own hazmat suit?
Mostly clean. And seriously, a hazmat suit would be *overkill*. I'm pretty sure. My room was… well, it was a room. A bed, a TV, a desk… the usual suspects. Slightly dated, I'll be honest. The decor leaned heavily into the "beige and bland" aesthetic. But, you know what? It was clean. The bathroom was clean. The towels… were *towels*. They absorbed water. Success! It’s a far cry from that *one* motel in… oh, never mind. Let's just say I’ve seen worse. Way worse. MUCH worse. And the air conditioning *worked*. That's a major win in the Alberta heat!
Here's a slightly embarrassing confession: I actually spilled coffee on the carpet. Like, a whole cup. I considered fleeing the country. But the cleaning staff… they were *amazing*. Super nice, super friendly. They cleaned it up like it was no big deal. That’s worth something, right? Especially when you're a klutz with a caffeine addiction.
The location… Is it actually close to anything *fun*? Besides, you know, gas stations?
Okay, Medicine Hat. It's not exactly a hotbed of non-stop revelry. But yes, the Clarion Pointe is pretty well situated. You're close to the highway, which is great for getting in and out. There are fast-food places nearby (because, let's be honest, sometimes you *need* a burger). There’s a shopping center a short drive away. The actual downtown is a *bit* of a drive, but it's doable. I'd recommend checking out the brewery if you're into that – I’ve heard good things. Just… don’t expect Vegas. Or even Calgary. It’s Medicine Hat. Embrace the Hat!
And a *major* bonus: it's near Kin Coulee Park. I didn't go, because I was, frankly, exhausted. But I heard it's lovely! Probably a good place to, like, contemplate your life choices after a long drive. Or just wander around and enjoy the… scenery. You know, Alberta scenery.
What about parking? Is it a nightmare?
Parking? No nightmare. Plenty of parking. Seriously, I think the hotel could probably handle a small parade, parking-wise. Never had a problem finding a spot. Free parking. You gotta love free parking.
Are there any downsides? Be honest! Tell me the *ugly* truth!
Okay, here's the dirt: It's not the fanciest hotel. Like I mentioned, the decor… it's not winning any design awards. And the walls? They might be a *little* thin. I could, unfortunately, hear the guy in the next room snoring. Which, let me tell you, is not ideal when you're trying to sleep. Also the internet… it wasn't the *fastest* thing I ever experienced. But it worked. Kind of. Sometimes. Enough to check my email. And that was the only thing I wanted.
Oh, and the elevator… well, there *was* one. But it’s… old. And rickety. If you're claustrophobic, maybe stick to the stairs. You know, to avoid a potential heart attack. I'm not saying it's going to break down. I'm just saying… be prepared.
You mentioned a "Hat Trick Hotel" - what's *that* about?
Okay, fair point. It's a clever marketing gimmick. Medicine Hat is the "Hat" and the hockey team, the Tigers, always have a shot. You can get a "Hat trick" of points for the hotel, a decent stay, and breakfast. I got so caught up that I forgot to explore this one.
It's still good though.
Would you stay there again?
Honestly? Yeah, probably. If I needed a place to crash in Medicine Hat, and the price was right, I'd go back. It’s not perfect, but it's perfectly… decent. You know? It's a solid choice for a road trip stopover. Just pack your own earplugs and a sense of humor. And maybe a hazmat suit. Just kidding. Mostly.
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