Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Stay at Monterrey's Best Western Plus!
Escape to Paradise: (Maybe?) Unforgettable Stay at Monterrey's Best Western Plus! – A Review (and a Headache!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just spent a few days in Monterrey at the Best Western Plus, and I'm still processing it. This isn't your polished, corporate-approved review. This is the raw, unvarnished truth, seasoned with a healthy dose of my own neuroses. Prepare yourselves for a wild ride.
First Impressions (and, Uh, Accessibility?):
Right off the bat, the website boasted about accessibility. "Wheelchair accessible!" they chirped. "Facilities for disabled guests!" (Yay!). And yeah, the lobby looked relatively accessible. The elevator, a majestic beast of stainless steel, seemed to get me where I needed to go (although its door closed with the grace of a vengeful robot. Seriously, I jumped every time). Now, I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I did notice… well, let’s just say navigating the hallways with luggage was a slightly more athletic endeavor than advertised. Some of the ramps, let's call them “suggestions” of ramps, were more like mini-mountains. But hey, at least I got my cardio in!
Cleanliness and the Pandemic (Good and…Questionable):
Let's be real, with the world being the way it is, cleanliness is paramount. I was genuinely impressed with the steps they took. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Double-check. Hand sanitizer stations practically sprouted from every wall. The staff, bless their hearts, were clearly trained in safety protocols. They even had Individually-wrapped food options! (More on this later).
But… and there's always a but, isn't there? My room? Okay, it wasn’t dirty, per se. It just… smelled faintly of…something. Maybe disinfectant gone rogue? Maybe the ghost of a particularly enthusiastic cleaning product? Hard to say. Anyway, the room sanitization opt-out available wasn’t exactly appealing when I walked in. I opted for the sanitization, thank you very much.
My Room: A Microcosm of Conflicting Feelings:
Inside my little sanctuary, a perfectly functional room. Air conditioning was a lifesaver. Blackout curtains battled the Monterrey sun like seasoned warriors. It had the standard amenities: a coffee/tea maker (thank the heavens!), a refrigerator perfect for stashing emergency tequila and soda. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a serious win. And they had Internet access – wireless, so I don't need to worry about Internet [LAN] connections, thank God. And the free bottled water was a nice touch.
They even had a desk (ahem, laptop workspace!), so I could pretend to do work while scrolling endlessly through TikTok. I actually quite enjoyed the reading light by the bed, though I’m not sure I'm reading anything.
But then… the shower. Oh, the shower. The temperature was slightly unpredictable. One minute, you're luxuriating in a warm embrace; the next, you're being flash-fried. I’m not a fan of a sudden ice shower. Not a fan at all.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Rollercoaster of Flavors (and Waiting):
The breakfast [buffet] was… a thing. Let's just say, I appreciated the effort. They had the usual suspects: Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, and a surprisingly decent coffee/tea in restaurant (thank God again!). The buffet in restaurant itself was a bit… chaotic. The line snaked, the food got a little stale, and I ended up grabbing a pre-packaged muffin that was drier than the Sahara desert. I would've loved breakfast in room, but I didn't think to asked ahead of time.
I did attempt the A la carte in restaurant for dinner. The International cuisine in restaurant was…okay. Nothing to write home about. I was trying to be healthy, so I tried the salad in restaurant. It was fine. Later, I opted for the room service [24-hour]. I ordered a burger and fries. The burger arrived cold and the fries were limp, and I was so hungry at that point that I just ate them anyway.
The Poolside bar looked promising, but the service was slower than a tortoise in molasses. I got a drink after a long wait, which was good, so I ended up having a Happy hour. The drinks were actually really good, and the view from the pool was, admittedly, pretty fantastic.
Things to Do and Ways (Maybe?) to Relax:
Alright, let's talk about the good stuff. The swimming pool was a definite highlight. It had a great pool with view. It was clean, refreshing, and a much-needed escape from the heat. I had a good time just relaxing and swimming.
The fitness center was functional, if a little cramped. I appreciate the effort. I didn’t utilize the gym/fitness but it was nice knowing it was there. I also didn’t partake in any of the Spa/sauna offerings, though I did peek into the (empty) sauna. I just wasn't feeling the spa vibe.
The Things That Really Got Me… (Or Didn't):
- The Lack of Pets: My dog, Winston, was NOT thrilled he was left behind. No Pets allowed. Boo!
- The Mysterious “Shrine”: Okay, I'm not sure what this was. It looked like a small, enclosed meditation space, and it was… weird.
- The Absence of Babysitting: I was traveling solo, so I didn't need Babysitting service, but I noticed they didn't have it. Just a general observation.
- The Bed (Extra Long): This was actually a positive thing! Being tall, I appreciate an extra long bed.
- The Lack of a Specific "Couple's Room": I wasn't with a companion, but I'm assuming that with them not having this feature at all really sucks.
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Paradise (Maybe?)
Look, the Best Western Plus in Monterrey isn't perfect. It has its quirks, its shortcomings, and its moments of delightful inefficiency. BUT… it’s also a solid, clean, and (mostly) comfortable place to stay. The staff were friendly and helpful. It had everything I needed, and it offered a good base to explore Monterrey.
My Emotional Rating: 7/10 – Would (Probably) Stay Again. Maybe. With a lot of coffee and a healthy dose of realistic expectations.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your glossy, perfectly curated itinerary. This is… well, this is my trip to Monterrey, Mexico and the Best Western Plus Monterrey Colon. Get ready for the beautiful, the awkward, and the utterly unpredictable.
Day 1: Arrival & The Room That Almost Wasn't Mine (and My Existential Crisis)
- Morning (Approx. 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Arrive at Monterrey International Airport (MTY). Okay, so the flight was a red-eye. I swear, I saw my own reflection in the airplane window and thought, "Is that what a sleep-deprived, slightly-panicked traveler looks like?" Immigration was a breeze (thank GOD, because I’m terrible at Spanish) and thankfully I remembered to grab a coffee!
- Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Taxi to the Best Western Monterrey Colon. The taxi driver was a character! He regaled me with stories of Monterrey's vibrant nightlife, which, frankly, made me feel even more tired.
- Morning (Approx. 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Check-in. Ugh, THE LINE. It's a classic, the check-in line from hell. After a small battle I finally got to the front, and then the guy told me, "Oh, we don't have your reservation." My heart sank. I could already picture sleeping on a park bench somewhere. But after a flurry of frantic phone calls and the sheer force of my will (and maybe a bit of begging), they magically unearthed a room. Small victory, right? RIGHT?!
- Afternoon (Approx. 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Unpack, shower, and collapse on the bed for a nap. The room is… decent. Clean, nothing fancy, the air conditioning is blaring, and a slight, inexplicable smell of…something. Floral maybe? The details escape me. I slept like the dead for an hour, and now I'm pretty sure I have a crick in my neck.
- Afternoon (Approx. 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Explore the hotel. The lobby is surprisingly posh. They have a bar, which is calling my name. I take a quick stroll around (or, more accurately, a shuffle), and I realize I have no idea what I want to do. This happens to me WAY too often. I’m thinking a snack and a margarita are in order.
- Afternoon/Evening (Approx. 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Margarita and a bite at the hotel bar. Okay, the margarita was delicious. The snack… less so. I ordered "nachos" and got something that resembled melted cheese on stale tortilla chips. Still, the margarita's magic is strong. I people-watched for a while, and I'm pretty sure I saw a couple get into a fight over a misplaced phone charger. Ah, the joys of travel.
- Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner at a local restaurant. I attempted to use my (non-existent) Spanish to order. The waiter was incredibly patient with me, and while I'm not sure exactly what I ate, it was delicious. The place was buzzing! It felt right to be there, and I loved it.
- Evening (Approx. 9:00 PM onwards): Back to the hotel. I consider going out to experience the nightlife the taxi driver spoke of, but the thought of crowds and loud music makes me want to curl up in a ball. Netflix and room service it is then I must take to bed.
Day 2: Exploring the City (and My Inner Child)
- Morning (Approx. 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast at the hotel. The buffet is… well, it exists. Standard hotel fare, nothing to write home about, but it fuels the body!
- Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Visit the Macroplaza. OH. MY. GOODNESS. This place is massive! It’s like a concrete jungle, surrounded by stunning architecture. I tried (and failed) to take some artsy photos. I felt like a tiny ant in this vast space.
- Lunch (Approx. 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Grabbing a bite at a taqueria near the Macroplaza. The best tacos I've ever ingested. I ordered "pastor" tacos with everything, and they were an explosion of flavor in my mouth. I almost cried. Just the perfect experience to taste real food
- Afternoon (Approx. 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Venturing to the Parque Fundidora. This park is a total gem! I spent hours wandering around the old steel foundries, now converted into art installations and museums. The contrast between the industrial history and the vibrant green spaces is captivating. I did this and really, let go! I laughed, and I felt okay with the world for a bit.
- Evening (Approx. 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Considering climbing Cerro de la Silla. The mountain looms over the city, a monument to Monterrey. I debated the hike but, after a long day of walking, my legs wanted a break. I took a taxi to a viewpoint for a good look, instead.
- Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM onwards): Dinner. More tacos! Back at the hotel. Ordering food with my non existing Spanish skills. Back to the room. And sleep!
Day 3: The Art of the Unplanned (and a Near-Disaster)
- Morning (Approx. 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast. Same as yesterday. Trying to be optimistic. Coffee helps.
- Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The MARCO (Museo de Arte Contemporáneo de Monterrey). A must-see! I'm not usually a museum person, but it was honestly brilliant. I saw an exhibit that completely blew my mind. I may or may not have spent an embarrassing amount of time staring at a single sculpture.
- Lunch (Approx. 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Found a small restaurant. I went in and said I needed food. Good food. The waiter looked at me and laughed. I loved it. It was the best.
- Afternoon (Approx. 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): A total disaster. I almost did not get back to the hotel. I should have taken a taxi. I did not. I got lost. I took the bus. I almost did not get back.
- Afternoon (Approx. 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Back at the hotel. Showering and getting ready for the next flight.
Day 4: Adios, Monterrey (and My Soul)
- Morning (Approx. 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM): Final breakfast. The buffet food now seems… less offensive.
- Morning (Approx. 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Check out, head to the airport. The flight is on time. I'm in shock.
- Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM onwards): Goodbye, Monterrey. I'm tired, confused, a little sunburned, and completely heartbroken to be leaving. But I'll be back. I have to be.
Some Unsolicited Thoughts:
- The Hotel: Best Western Monterrey Colon – it's fine. The location is great, the staff is friendly, and the margaritas are strong. It wasn’t the cleanest place I have ever visited, but it was good enough.
- Language Barrier: My Spanish is appalling. Learn some basic phrases before you go. Seriously. Save yourself the awkwardness.
- Food: Eat everything. Then eat some more.
- The People: Monterrey is full of kind, warm, vibrant people. Don't be afraid to engage with them. They are the best.
- My Mental State: Expect the unexpected, embrace the chaos, and don't be afraid to feel every emotion. Travel is messy, and that's kind of the point. Is any trip ever perfect? Not really.
So, there you have it. My chaotic, unfiltered Monterrey adventure. I hope you enjoyed it (or at least, found it entertaining!). Now, time to go home, unpack, and start planning my next escape!
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Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Stay at Monterrey's Best Western Plus! - Frequently Asked (and Maybe a Little Too Honestly Answered) Questions
Okay, seriously, is the "Paradise" in the name a joke? Did you, you know, actually *enjoy* this Best Western?
Alright, let's be real. "Paradise" is a bold claim. My initial reaction? Eye roll. But then... and this is where things get messy... I actually had a surprisingly good time. It wasn't *literal* paradise, like, the kind you find frolicking with angels on a golden beach paradise. More like… a perfectly acceptable escape from the soul-crushing monotony of, well, whatever I was doing before. Let's just say the bar was low, and the Best Western Plus in Monterrey… exceeded it. By a bit. Okay, maybe a decent amount. It wasn't perfect, mind you. There were definitely some… *eccentric* moments. But overall? Yeah, I'd go back. And I'm not just saying that because I'm still haunted by the memory of that gas station hotdog I ate on the way out of town. *shudders*. It's a strong recommendation coming from me, someone who once considered a lukewarm hotel coffee a betrayal of the soul.
The website boasts about the "gourmet" breakfast. Lie to me, what was the breakfast really like?
"Gourmet" ... bless their hearts. Okay, here's the truth, and it's kinda messy: the breakfast was… a buffet. A classic, continental, Best Western buffet. There were waffles (YES!), scrambled eggs that looked suspiciously like something I'd find in a school cafeteria (NO!), and an array of pastries that frankly, I wouldn’t have touched with a ten-foot pole. But here's the kicker: I was *starving*. And the waffles? They were *delicious*. Crisp on the outside, fluffy on the inside. I piled them high with questionable syrup and declared it 'gourmet enough' for this lady. My partner, slightly less enthusiastic, opted for the pre-made yogurt with some questionable granola. The coffee wasn't half bad either. It's a gamble, a breakfast roulette if you will, but hey, it kept me going. And honestly? Sometimes, that's enough. Besides, once I was done I was ready to hit the pool!
What about the pool? Was it actually swimmable? Clean? Did you witness any bizarre poolside happenings? Spill.
The pool… Ah, the pool. It was a thing of beauty, a glittering oasis beckoning me from my room as soon as I arrived! I had a serious emotional attachment to that pool. It was clean! Remarkably so, actually. And yes, it was swimmable. Probably the cleanest pool I've ever seen in a Best Western. I'm not joking. I actually *waded* in, and then I *swam*. Then I spent a good hour lounging on a sun bed *thinking* about swimming. So yes, it was *amazing*. As for bizarre poolside happenings… Okay, okay, buckle up. Let me tell you about *Brenda*. Brenda was the pool's resident sun worshiper. She had this massive, lurid beach umbrella, a book with more than one page (a miracle!), and a tan that could rival a leather handbag. Brenda also had a very loud laugh, and a habit of singing off key to 80s power ballads. It was… intense. But you know what? She was happy. And honestly, her joy was contagious! The sun, the pool, the questionable music…it was a perfectly ridiculous, and utterly memorable, experience.
The rooms: What's the deal? Clean? Comfy? Did you find any surprises? Ghosts?
The rooms were… fine. More than fine, even! They were clean. The beds were surprisingly comfy, which is always a win. The air conditioning was a godsend, especially after that Brenda incident. The bathroom was… well, it was functional. I'm a clean freak, so that's always my make or break. I am happy to report: no, I didn’t find any ghosts. Thank goodness! I'm not a ghost hunter. I did find a surprisingly decent selection of shampoo and conditioner – a little detail, but one I appreciated. And, here’s a confession: I may or may not have stolen a few packets of the tiny shampoos. Don’t judge me. I paid for the room! Still, it was a very comfortable place to crash after a long day. And for that, I thank Best Western.
Let's talk noise. Was it loud? Did you get any sleep? Because a good night's sleep is KING.
Noise levels: a crucial question! This, my friends, is where the "Best Western Plus" part earns its stripes. It was surprisingly quiet! Maybe I got lucky, maybe the walls are magic, or maybe everyone was just exhausted from the pool and Brenda's 80s sing-alongs. Whatever the reason, I slept like a baby. A baby who, admittedly, sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night craving waffles. But still, *considerable* sleep. No slamming doors, no loud conversations outside my window (thank goodness!), and no rogue mariachi bands (again, thank goodness!). Sleep is indeed king! I'd give it a solid A+.
Would you recommend this hotel to your worst enemy?
Ooh, that's a loaded question! *Thinks and drums fingers on the table*. Look, I wouldn't send my worst enemy anywhere truly terrible. But this? This is a complicated answer. On the one hand, it's not a luxury resort. On the other hand, it's clean, it's comfy, the pool is a highlight, and Brenda is a life experience! It's a solid choice. I'd recommend to my worst enemy… with a caveat. "Go. Enjoy. Just... be prepared for Brenda. And maybe bring your own syrup."
One last burning question: What was the single *best* part of your stay? The one thing that you'll forever remember?
Okay, drumroll please… it was the feeling. Bear with me, it's a big, sloppy, sentimental answer. It was the feeling of *escape*. From the soul-crushing daily grind. From the emails. From the bills. From that gas station hotdog (seriously, still haunts me). It was a simple escape. The mediocre breakfast, the surprisingly clean pool (seriously, I'm still in shock), Brenda's voice and the slightly worn but functional room. It all came together to create… a moment. A brief, perfect escape. And honestly? Sometimes, that's exactly what you need. So yes, the Best Western Plus in Monterrey? "Paradise" might be pushing it. But an escape? Absolutely. And for that, I'll be forever grateful. And, maybe… just maybe, I'll go back. But next time, I’m bringing earplugs and a syrup bottle. For the win!
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