Eagle River's BEST Hotel? AmericInn Downtown Review!

AmericInn by Wyndham Eagle River Downtown Eagle River (WI) United States

AmericInn by Wyndham Eagle River Downtown Eagle River (WI) United States

Eagle River's BEST Hotel? AmericInn Downtown Review!

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the AmericInn Downtown Eagle River! This review isn't going to be some sterile, corporate drone-fest. Nope. This is real talk. (And hopefully, some good SEO for ya!)

The Lowdown: AmericInn Downtown - Eagle River, WI. Is It Worth That Trip? Let's Find Out!

First things first, the basics. This place is in downtown Eagle River. So like, you're not lost in the deep woods. Accessibility? I'll get into that. Cleanliness? Crucial these days. Let's start with the messy bits, shall we?

IMPERFECTIONS & OH-SO-HUMAN RAMBLES

Alright, full transparency. I had a moment entering. Finding the right door was a little… unclear. There wasn't a super obvious entrance. First impressions? A bit… meh. But hey, I’m not gonna let an entrance mess me up. I’m a tough cookie… right?

CLEANLINESS AND SAFETY - The Covid-19 gauntlet!

Okay, this is where AmericInn really shines. They’re clearly taking the whole Covid thing seriously. I mean, a serious effort is apparent. Sanitizing stations everywhere. They’ve got a whole list of “what we’re doing” pinned up. And that’s reassuring.

  • Anti-viral cleaning products: Yep, big plus. Good to know they’re using the heavy-duty stuff.
  • Daily disinfection in common areas: Saw it happening. Kudos.
  • Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Seriously. You can’t escape it. (Okay, maybe you could, but you shouldn’t).
  • Rooms sanitized between stays: Mentioned on their website, felt like it.
  • Shared stationery removed: Smart!
  • Staff trained in safety protocol: Yep, they seemed to know what they were doing. Masks, distance, the whole shebang.
  • Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Important.

Rooms: Rooms sanitized between stays. Cleanliness. (More on that later, but, I digress here)

ACCESSIBILITY - A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Good!)

This is a big one for me. My Aunt Sue uses a wheelchair, so I'm always thinking about it.

  • Elevator: YES! Praise the heavens. Essential.
  • Facilities for disabled guests: They say they have them. I didn't specifically test everything, but I'd definitely call ahead and inquire with your specific needs.
  • Exterior corridor: Definitely helpful.

Accessibility

  • The entrance, while a little confusing at first, seemed manageable, but a quick check-in about any door-related issues is a solid idea.
  • If you need a wheelchair-accessible room, call them to make sure
  • Bathroom is accessible

DINING, DRINKING, AND SNACKING - The sustenance situation.

Alright, where's the chow?

  • Breakfast [buffet]: Yup. Not the most amazing buffet I've ever seen, but it was there! You know what it is; cereal, eggs, some fruit. The usual.
  • Maybe a little bit of a Breakfast (take away service).
  • Coffee/tea in restaurant: Essential for survival.
  • Coffee shop: I didn’t spot one directly on-site, but being downtown, options were nearby.

SERVICES AND CONVENIENCES - The little things.

It's the little things that matter, right?

  • Cash withdrawal: Nope.
  • Concierge: Don't expect one.
  • Convenience store: Nope.
  • Daily housekeeping: Yes, thankfully.
  • Doorman: Nope.
  • Elevator: Yes! (I've said this already, but it's important!).
  • Ironing service: I think they offer this - call ahead to check.
  • Laundry service: I didn't see anything but you could probably manage it.
  • Luggage storage: Probably. Call ahead, always.

FOR THE KIDS - Family-Friendly?

I don't have kids, but I do judge.

  • Family/child-friendly: Seems it.
  • Kids meal: Not that a big issue to look at.

GETTING AROUND - Location, Location, Location!

  • Car park [free of charge]: HUGE plus. Free parking is the BEST parking.
  • Car park [on-site]: Yup.

AVAILABLE IN ALL ROOMS - What's Inside?

Okay, let's get down to the real nitty-gritty; what are you actually getting in your room?

  • Air conditioning: Essential in summer.
  • Alarm clock: Yep.
  • Bathtub: Yes, good for a soak.
  • Blackout curtains: Thank the gods.
  • Coffee/tea maker: Again, survival essentials.
  • Daily housekeeping: Always welcome.
  • Desk: Useful if you have to work (or pretend to).
  • Free Wi-Fi: YES. And it works! (More on that in a moment).
  • Hair dryer: Saved my life.
  • Internet access – wireless: See above.
  • Ironing facilities: Probably.
  • Non-smoking: Thank goodness.
  • Private bathroom: Always appreciated.
  • Refrigerator: Handy for chilling the beers/sodas.
  • Satellite/cable channels: Entertainment.
  • Shower: Yep.
  • Telephone: Yup.
  • Toiletries: The little shampoos and soaps.
  • TV: Yup.
  • Wake-up service: If you need it.
  • Windows that open: Good for fresh air.

Things to Do & Ways to Relax:

This is where AmericInn Downtown could slightly improve.

  • Fitness center: They have one. Again, the gym wasn’t fancy, but it had the basics.
  • Sauna: Nope.
  • Spa: Nope.
  • Swimming pool: An outdoor pool. I’ve done a dip in the water. It’s a good vibe.

INTERNET - THE ALL-IMPORTANT WI-FI!

Okay, I'm a digital nomad at heart. Wi-Fi is life. And here? It was surprisingly good. Free Wi-Fi in your room is a must. I need to be connected. I would be a disaster without it!

THE BIG QUESTION: WOULD I RECOMMEND IT?

Yep. Absolutely. Especially for the price point. It's a solid, clean, and safe option in Eagle River. The staff were friendly, the location is great, and the Wi-Fi kept me sane. Sure, it's not luxury, but it’s a good value. I'd definitely stay here again.

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AmericInn by Wyndham Eagle River Downtown Eagle River (WI) United States

AmericInn by Wyndham Eagle River Downtown Eagle River (WI) United States

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, perfectly-packaged travel itinerary. This is real life, AmericInn style in Eagle River, Wisconsin. Prepare for some wonky scheduling, questionable decisions, and the overwhelming urge to buy a novelty fishing lure. Let’s do this…

The "Eagle River, You're Already Growing on Me (and My Socks are Slightly Damp)" Itinerary

Day 1: Arrival and the Great Motel Room Mystery (aka "Where Did All the Towels Go?")

  • 14:00: Arrival at AmericInn Eagle River Downtown. Okay, so the website promised a "charming downtown" view. Charming, yes. Downtown, debatable. Let's just say the view currently consists of… well, another motel. The lobby smells vaguely of chlorine and regret, a classic combination in the Midwest. Check-in was efficient, let's give them that. The clerk had that practiced, slightly-weary smile of someone who’s dealt with a thousand cranky vacationers. I salute you, friend.
  • 14:30: Room Inspection. The room… is a room. Pretty standard. Clean enough, I guess. BUT… where are the towels? Seriously, I need to shower after the drive. Spent a solid ten minutes fruitlessly searching every drawer, closet, and under the air conditioner. Gave up and called the front desk. "Oh, yes sir, housekeeping is on it!” (Said with the same level of enthusiasm as if she was ordering a pizza.)
  • 15:00-16:00: The Great Towel Wait (and a Brief Meltdown). Okay, I'm a little frazzled. I haven't showered, I'm wearing the same travel-stained clothes, and the towel situation feels like a personal affront. I called back THREE TIMES. Each time, the promise of towels was repeated. The fourth time, I may have let out a frustrated sigh that could be heard across the lobby. Finally, finally, a housekeeper appeared, looking like she’d just wrestled a bear. She dropped off the towels without making eye contact. Crisis averted! Time for a shower and a serious mental reset.
  • 16:30: Stroll Down (What Passes for) Downtown. Eagle River. Let's be real, this is more of a "Main Street" situation. But hey, you know what? It's got charm. A certain small-town-Wisconsin charm. Found a cute little ice cream shop that offered a "fishbowl" sundae – massive amounts of ice cream, whipped cream, and candy crammed into a giant plastic bowl. Definitely going to come back for that.
  • 18:00: Dinner at the "Buckshots Bar and Grill.” This place is a local institution. The wood paneling, the dim lighting, the friendly faces… it's everything you want in a Wisconsin supper club. Ordered the walleye (duh!). It was… okay. Perfectly edible, not exactly life-changing. But the atmosphere? Priceless. Sat next to a couple from Chicago who were absolutely fascinated by the fact that I’m from… well, anywhere not Wisconsin. They kept asking me, "So, what’s it really like there?" Felt like a celebrity.

Day 2: The Lake Life and My Almost-Drowning Experience (and a Lot of Swearing, Honestly)

  • 08:00: Breakfast at the AmericInn (sigh). The continental breakfast is… well, it’s free. Cereal that's gone stale, lukewarm coffee, and those sad little individually-wrapped muffins. I tried, I really did. But after one bite of that questionable muffin, I decided to skip it and head straight for coffee.
  • 09:00: Kayak Adventure on Eagle River Chain of Lakes. This was the whole point of the trip! Rented a kayak from a local outfitter. The lake was stunning – crystal clear water, towering pines, and a sense of profound peace. Or so I thought…
  • 09:30: My Near-Death Kayak Experience. Let me set the scene: I'm merrily paddling along, admiring the wildlife, feeling like a goddamn explorer. Then… disaster. A sudden gust of wind, a rogue wave, and bam! I was capsized faster than you can say "holy guacamole!" I swear, I almost drowned. The water was freezing, I panicked, I swallowed half the lake. Honestly, all sorts of expletives were flying out of my mouth. The whole thing was a complete and utter clusterfuck. I finally managed to right the kayak, clamber back in, and paddle (shakily) back to shore. I was a shivering, sopping mess, but alive.
  • 11:00: Regroup & Assess. (aka a couple of cups of hot chocolate) After the trauma of the kayak incident, I headed back to the hotel and went straight for a nice, hot shower. The hot shower slowly brought me back from the brink. I also bought a couple of packets of hot chocolate from the hotel's front desk.
  • 13:00: Recovering Day. I opted for a very cautious walk around the town, making sure to stay well away from any water. I strolled the shops and bought a souvenir t-shirt.
  • 18:00: Dinner and a "Cider" Headed back to Buckshots. This time I just ordered a nice cider. The waitress was very friendly and kept an eye on me. It was so important to me to be okay after such an incident.

Day 3: Departure (and a Newfound Appreciation for Dry Socks)

  • 08:00: Continental Breakfast Redux. Nope. Not today. Headed straight to the local bakery for a real breakfast and a serious dose of caffeine.
  • 09:00: Last-Minute Souvenir Hunt. Found a kitschy fishing lure shaped like a walleye. Had to have it.
  • 10:00: Check Out. Said a grateful goodbye to the AmericInn. The towels, the questionable breakfast, the near-drowning… it was an experience.
  • 10:30: Drive Home. A long drive ahead, filled with the quiet contemplation of wet kayaks, the taste of lake water, and the comforting knowledge that my socks are finally, finally, dry.

Final Thoughts:

Eagle River? Not the polished, perfect vacation I envisioned. But it was… memorable. Messy, hilarious, terrifying, and ultimately, it was real. And that, my friends, is what makes a trip worth taking.

Rating: 3 out of 5 slightly damp socks. Would recommend (with a strong warning about the kayaking).

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AmericInn by Wyndham Eagle River Downtown Eagle River (WI) United States

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AmericInn Eagle River Downtown: The Unofficial FAQ (Because Let's Be Real, Official Ones Are Boring)

Is the AmericInn Eagle River *really* the...well, the best? In a town like Eagle River, is that even saying much?

Okay, look. "Best" is subjective, right? Depends on what you're after. This isn't, like, the Ritz-Carlton. Not even *close*. But for Eagle River? Yeah, it kinda *is* the best *option* if you want clean, decent, and centrally located. It’s not perfect. Remember that. I showed up once, fresh off a harrowing drive through a blizzard (Wisconsin, baby!), and the parking lot looked like a skating rink. My suitcase almost did a tango with the ice. But inside? Warm. Clean. And, bless its heart, the front desk guy was just...*there*. He'd seen it all, I'm sure. He just sighed and handed me the key with the weary understanding of someone who'd spent a lifetime dodging snowplows. So, best? Maybe. Better than sleeping in your car after that blizzard? Absolutely.

What about the breakfast? 'Cause hotel breakfasts...they can be a *thing*, ya know?

Breakfast. Ah, yes. The Achilles' heel of many a budget-friendly hotel. Here's the deal: It's free. That's the first win. It's also... predictably AmericInn-y. Think: waffles you make yourself (pro tip: use *two* of those little butter pats!), pre-made scrambled eggs that probably haven't met an actual chicken in ages, and those little individually-wrapped muffins that seem to multiply in the most disturbing way. Coffee? It's… coffee. Drinkable, but don’t expect gourmet. My advice? Load up on the fruit (when they have it, sometimes it’s a weird melon I’ve never seen before), and then sneak some extra butter pats for your car ride snacks. Honestly, it’s not fine dining, but it’ll fill your stomach. And once, I swear, I saw a kid sneak a *whole* banana out. Legend.

Is it *clean*? Because I'm a bit of a germaphobe...

Okay, germaphobe, breathe. It's *generally* clean. Look, I’m no stranger to the microscopic world, and this place… it's not a biohazard zone. The rooms are usually tidy, the sheets seem fresh (I always give 'em a good smell-test, sue me!), and housekeeping seems to hustle. I did, *once*, find a stray… *something*… under the desk. I'm not even going to describe it, let's just say it wasn't mine and I informed the front desk. The cleaning crew was mortified. So, yes: generally clean. But bring your own Clorox wipes if you're REALLY worried. I always do. Just in case. That and a bottle of hand sanitizer is a must for all life adventures, including the adventures of the AmericInn.

Location, location, location? Is it central? Can I stumble to a bar after a few drinks?

Yes! *Gloriously* yes! The location is pretty darn good. You're *right* downtown, close to everything. Restaurants? Walkable. Bars? Absolutely walkable. In fact, during the snowmobile season, you can often see people *driving* their snowmobiles practically to the hotel doors! (Please don't drink and ride, folks!) But seriously, being able to stroll back to your room after a few beers is a major win. Trust me. I have personal experience in this. I was celebrating something once (don’t remember what exactly, but I was celebrating HARD), and stumbling to the AmericInn was probably the most beautiful thing that happened that night. No DUI is a good start!

What about the rooms? Are they… dated?

Dated? Well, let's just say they have a certain… *charm*. Think: floral bedspreads that *might* predate the internet, furniture that's seen a few seasons, and TVs that probably aren't the latest high-def wonders. But, hey, the rooms are functional. The beds are usually comfy enough (especially after a day of snowmobiling or hiking). You get the basic amenities: a small fridge, a microwave, a coffee maker that *mostly* works. Don’t expect luxury. Expect practicality. And the occasional creak from the floorboards, which adds to the character, I suppose. And, yes, on one visit it's important to note the phone didn't work, but you're probably using your phone anyway, right?

Is there a pool? 'Cause a swim would be nice after a long day...

Yes! There's a pool. And a hot tub. The pool is… fine. It's indoor, which is great, especially in the winter. The hot tub is better. Bubbles are always a good idea, right? Just… be prepared for the chlorine smell to linger for a while. And maybe avoid it if you're particularly sensitive to screaming children. Because, let’s be honest, hotel pools are rarely a quiet affair. One time, I swear I saw a kid almost *drown* a rubber ducky. Intense. But, hey, a pool and a hot tub? It's a perk! And it's a good one. Honestly, the hot tub after a day of snowboarding? Pure bliss.

Any tips for surviving/thriving at the AmericInn?

Okay, here's the insider scoop: * **Pack Snacks:** Road trips and hotel rooms both require snacks. Always. * **Bring Your Own Pillow:** If you're picky, this is crucial. That's my strategy. * **Embrace the Waffles:** Two butter pats! Don't be shy! * **Don't Expect Perfection:** It's a budget-friendly hotel in a small town. Manage your expectations. * **Be Nice to the Staff:** They're doing their best. And a little kindness goes a long way, potentially get you the best room. * **Seriously Consider the Hot Tub:** If you're not a germaphobe, go for it! * **Most Importantly: Have Fun!** Eagle River is awesome. The AmericInn is a base camp. Enjoy the adventure! And most importantly, book in advance, especially during snowmobile season. Those rooms fill up FAST.
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AmericInn by Wyndham Eagle River Downtown Eagle River (WI) United States

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