Manila's BEST Luxury Condo? Shore Residences MOA - Schenzo's Nest 2 Revealed!
Manila's Luxe Lemon - Shore Residences MOA and "Schenzo's Nest 2": A Review That's (Hopefully) Beyond the Brochure
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the shimmering, potentially overpriced world of Shore Residences MOA, specifically, this beast called "Schenzo's Nest 2" (because clearly, they're not just condos, they're branded experiences). I'm gonna be real, sometimes I feel like these reviews are just advertisements in disguise, carefully polished to make everything sound perfect. But not today, my friends. Today, we get real. We get messy. We get… opinionated.
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First Impressions: The Good, the Meh, and the WTF?
- Accessibility: Okay, let's be honest, accessibility in the Philippines can be… a mixed bag. Shore Residences tries. The elevators seem decent, and I think I saw accessible ramps in the lobby. The website promises facilities for disabled guests; I didn't investigate too deeply, but it’s a plus they at least claim to care. I'll give them points for trying, but let's not pretend it's a Western-level standard. More investigation needed.
- Cleanliness and Safety: This is where my anxiety, which is usually a six-pack somewhere, starts to fizzle. Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE (yes!), staff in masks and shields (check!), and those little "hygiene certification" stickers plastered on every door (a bit much, but hey, I'll take it). They seriously emphasize the anti-viral cleaning and room sanitization, which, post-pandemic, is a massive comfort. Feeling safe in a city like Manila is worth its weight in gold, and Shore Residences, I feel, is trying to deliver on that.
- Rooms: Now, "Schenzo's Nest 2"… if the name is anything to go by, I was picturing a meticulously curated, Instagram-ready space. The reality? It's… well, it's a nice condo. A very nice condo. Clean lines, good lighting, a decent view (depending on your floor, of course – I always ask for high, but, you know, luck). The air conditioning blasted like a Canadian winter (which, in Manila humidity, is heavenly) and the blackout curtains were epic, allowing for epic daytime naps. There was coffee/tea maker (essential), a safe (duh), and the usual suspects (bathrobes, slippers, the works). But… here's the thing. It didn't quite scream "luxury." It whispered it. Did it meet my high expectations? No, not really. Did it make me feel comfy and cozy? Absolutely. I'd give it a 4/5 for the room itself.
Diving Deeper: Amenities, Amenities, Oh My!
- The Pools and Views: Alright, now this is where Shore Residences shines. The "Pool with view" is a definite selling point. My God, the infinity pools are the best bit of the residences. And the fact there's more than one? Forget about it. You're practically guaranteed a spot, and trust me, after a day of battling Manila's traffic and heat, sinking into that cool water is pure bliss. The view is genuinely stunning, especially at sunset. Seriously, the Instagram opportunities are endless, and I'm here for it.
- Fitness Center: Did I actually use the fitness center? Let's just say the thought crossed my mind while I was enjoying a double cheeseburger and fries from room service. Sigh. But, the presence of a gym/fitness center is a necessity. The equipment looked modern and well-maintained, so I definitely give it a score for that.
- Spa & "Ways to Relax": I had a massage, and it was pretty decent! The prices were reasonable. The spa itself was clean, serene, and the masseuse was professional. I would give the experience a 7/10.
- Dining, Drinking and Snacking: I ordered room service a couple of times because, well, why not? It was 24-hour service. I had breakfast in the room (which was pretty standard, nothing to write home about but good enough), and I also grabbed a quick bite at the snack bar. The service was efficient, but the food itself… it was fine. Perfectly edible, but not exactly Michelin-star material. They have a bunch of restaurants on-site and walking around, but I was too lazy to go searching. There's a bar, which is always a win.
Services & Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the "Huh?"
- Concierge: The concierge was helpful, but sometimes got a little lost in the weeds with my requests.
- Daily Housekeeping: Yeah.
- Internet: Yes. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Thank God!) The connection was pretty solid, which is essential if you're working remotely or just need to binge-watch something on Netflix.
- Things to Do: The immediate area around Shore Residences is MOA. You've got the massive Mall of Asia, with pretty much everything you could ever want. There's also the bay walk. In the evening, if the traffic isn't too bad, you can head over to Intramuros for a look at the old city.
- "For the Kids": They claim to be family-friendly (kids facilities). But hey, I don't have kids. So, can’t give it a real opinion.
The Imperfections: Because Nothing's Perfect, Right?
- The Extra Costs: Okay, let's not pretend this is a budget-friendly option. Everything adds up – room service, the drinks, the extra services. Be prepared to spend.
- The Noise: Manila is a noisy city. You might hear some traffic, but the soundproofing in my room was okay.
- "Schenzo's Nest 2" and the Myth of Luxury: While the condo was nice, it didn't quite deliver on the grand promises implied by the name. Don't expect a super-exclusive, over-the-top experience.
The Verdict: Worth it? Kinda.
So, is Shore Residences MOA (and "Schenzo's Nest 2") worth the splurge? Honestly? Maybe. It's a comfortable, convenient, and relatively safe option in a chaotic city. The pools and views are a major highlight. The location is great if you want to be near MOA. It has good amenities, and the staff are generally helpful. However, this doesn't scream super luxury. This is more of a solid "B+" rating.
If you're looking for a truly budget-friendly option, look elsewhere. But if you value convenience, safety, and a little bit of pampering, Shore Residences MOA is a solid choice. Just don't expect perfection. And, for God's sake, bring your own snacks.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. This is… my itinerary. And it’s probably going to involve a lot of ice cream and questionable life choices. We're talking about chilling in Shore Residences, MOA, hitting up Schenzo's Nest 2 in Manila, and hoping to emerge relatively unscathed. Let's see if I can even remember what day it is…
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Apartment Hunt (and Mayhem!)
- 1:00 PM: Baguio To Manila - The Bus Odyssey. Yep, we're starting off with a literal bus odyssey. This is where my sanity starts the slow crumble, because honestly, who enjoys a five-hour bus ride? I'm already wrestling with the decision of whether or not to bring an entire bag of chips. I probably will. It's the little comforts, people. Anyways, the goal: arrive relatively unfrazzled and without having made eye contact with anyone for too long.
- 6:00 PM: Shore Residences Check-In & Apartment Inspection (aka, Praying the AC Works). Oh, the suspense! Will the apartment look anything like the photos? Will there be cockroaches? Will the Wi-Fi actually function? These are the burning questions. Last time I booked a place, the air conditioning sounded like a dying whale. Fingers crossed this time. I’m already envisioning myself slumped on the couch, exhausted, and staring blankly at the ceiling. If the view is even remotely good, that’s a win. And please, let there be a comfortable bed. My back can only take so much.
- 7:30 PM: Grocery Shopping – A Culinary Adventure (or, Me Trying to Figure Out What to Eat). Okay, this is going to be an adventure. I'm terrible at grocery shopping. I'll probably wander aimlessly, get overwhelmed by choices, and end up buying way too much sugar and a single, lonely cucumber. My cooking skills are, shall we say, evolving. Maybe instant noodles will be my culinary staple for the duration. And of course, I need ice cream. Always. It's practically a life requirement.
- 9:00 PM: Apartment Unpacking and Assessing Life Choices. This is the "did I pack enough snacks?" hour. The hour where I contemplate the meaning of life while sorting through my suitcase. I'll probably end up eating all the snacks immediately. Comfort is king, people.
Day 2: Mall of Asia, and the Pursuit of Happiness (or at least, Air Conditioning!)
- 10:00 AM: Breakfast of Champions (read: whatever I can find in the fridge). Probably instant coffee and… Oh God, pray for my digestion. My inner health nut usually gets sidelined by sheer sloth.
- 11:00 AM: MOA Mayhem: The "Tourist" Experience. Time to brave the behemoth that is the Mall of Asia. The plan (loosely defined): window shopping, people-watching, and avoiding the massive crowds. I'm sure I'll get lost. I'm betting on it. I'll probably end up buying something completely unnecessary, like a novelty pen shaped like a flamingo. No regrets. Maybe.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch - The Sushi Struggle. I'm thinking of sushi for lunch. But I'm also very indecisive. The options are endless! And I ALWAYS over-order. Seriously, I should probably start a support group for people who can't handle a sushi menu.
- 2:30 PM: Cinema Sighs and Snack Attacks. A movie? It's air conditioned, and hopefully has a good movie. But I will DEFINITELY buy popcorn. Extra butter, please. Don't judge.
- 5:00 PM: Sundown stroll by the bay? Maybe. The crowds and the heat might kill my enthusiasm. This is more of a "potential" thing.
Day 3: Schenzo's Nest 2 & The Quest for Deliciousness
- 10:00 AM: Sleep as long as humanly possible. Because, you know, vacation.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch, and the Decision Paralysis Returns. Do I cook? Do I order in? The internal debate rages on. I will inevitably have to get dressed. I’m already exhausted.
- 2:00 PM: Schenzo’s Nest 2 – The Anticipation. Okay, this is what I'm most looking forward to. I’ve heard amazing things. The "best Italian food in Manila" claims, I've heard. I've spent so much time in the Philippines, but I've had far too little real Italian food. I'm picturing mountains of pasta, mountains of pizza, and probably the most delicious tiramisu ever created. This is my moment. I am not sharing.
- 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: Schenzo's Nest 2 - The Food Frenzy. Okay, time to devour. This is my deep dive into food. I am going to order everything that sounds remotely appealing, critique it all intensely in my head, and blissfully ignore any and all rules of etiquette. My emotional reaction to the food is going to range from "Oh. My. God." to "I could eat this every single day for the rest of my life." I mean, I really hope it's good. If the pasta isn’t cooked al dente, there will be… a strong, internal disappointment. I might even write a strongly worded Yelp review. Maybe.
- 4:00 PM - 4:30 PM: Dessert at Schenzo's Nest 2 - The Tiramisu Test. This is THE moment. The ultimate test of the restaurant's worth. Will the coffee-soaked ladyfingers be melt-in-my-mouth perfection? Will the mascarpone be creamy and dreamy? Will I be able to stop myself from licking the plate clean? This is where dreams are made (or, more likely, where I get a sugar rush).
- 4:30 - 5:30 PM: Schenzo's Nest 2 - Post-Meal Coma & Contemplation. I'm probably going to be stuffed. Maybe order another coffee. I will have a deep and profound love for whoever created this food.
- 6:00 PM: Stroll through the city, or a desperate attempt at digesting this much food. Or maybe just a very slow shuffle back to the apartment to collapse on the couch. It's a strong contender.
Day 4: Free Day (aka, Winging It)
- 10:00 AM: Sleep in. Again.
- 11:00 AM: Figure Out What the Heck I Want to Do. This is where the "improvisation" comes in. Maybe explore a local market, try out some street food, or just stare out the window and think profound thoughts (or, more realistically, scroll through social media). The possibilities are endless! Which, of course, is the problem. I thrive on routine, remember?
- TBD: A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of indecision. It's all up in the air. But whatever happens, I will make sure to indulge myself. That’s a promise.
Day 5: Farewell (and the Lamentable Return to Reality)
- 8:00 AM : A quick, probably inadequate, pack.
- 9:00 AM: Last-minute snack run. Just in case.
- 10:00 AM: Check out and the bittersweet feeling of going back. I secretly won't want to leave. But at the same time, I know the real world calls.
- 12:00 PM: Goodbye, Manila! Until next time.
So, there you have it. My potentially disastrous, hopefully delicious, and definitely imperfect Manila itinerary. Wish me luck, I'm going to need it! And please, send chocolate. It's essential for survival.
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Okay, spill it. Is Shore Residences *actually* luxury? Like, not just Filipino-fancy, but real, globe-trotting, "My yacht has a yacht" luxury?
Alright, here’s the truth bomb: it depends. Think of it as "Luxury-ish." The lobbies? Stunning. Marble floors, chandeliers that could bankrupt a small country... very Instagrammable. The pools? Seriously gorgeous. Infinity pools overlooking the bay? Yes, please! But... and this is a big but... luxury is also about the *details*. I once saw a leaky faucet in one of the hallways. Leaky! At "Schenzo's Nest 2"! Mind you it was fixed quickly, but the image of a single, dripping faucet kinda shattered the illusion for a moment. 😅 And the elevators can be a bit of a gamble during peak hours – sometimes you'll be waiting, sometimes you'll be crammed in like sardines. So, yeah, it's more "aspirational luxury" than "genuine, no-expense-spared, James Bond-level luxury." But hey, for the price, it's still pretty darn good. Compared to other places in Manila? Top tier.
So, What’s the BEST Part About Living There? Dish the Dirt!
Okay, best part? Location, location, LOCATION! Being able to stroll (or stumble, if you've had a particularly lively night out at Okada) along the MOA strip is a game changer. Need a last-minute dress? Mall of Asia has you covered. Craving midnight dim sum? Done. Catching a concert at the Arena? Practical walking distance. The convenience is intoxicating. I also love the views! Seriously. Waking up to that Manila Bay sunrise is something else. Plus, the security is pretty tight. This could be a blessing or a curse depending on how you feel with a bunch of cameras and security around you. I've had nothing to complain about.
And the WORST? Don't sugarcoat it, I wanna hear ALL the ugly truths.
Alright, here's the unvarnished truth, and it's going to be a bit… rambly. First, the traffic. Oh. My. God. Traffic. Getting in and out during rush hour (which, let’s be honest, is pretty much *all* the hours) is a nightmare. You can spend more time in a car than actually *doing* things. It's a constant source of stress. Second, the… noise. Believe me, I am a sensitive person. There is construction. Always. And the sirens? They never stop! (Okay, maybe that's dramatic, but it _feels_ like they never stop.) Third, the *potential* for flooding. Look, it's Manila, and it's near the sea. It just exists. Even with the seawalls and all that, you kind of always have that nagging feeling in the back of your head. Plus, some of the building's management can be... let's say, a work in progress. Dealing with them can sometimes feel like navigating a bureaucratic labyrinth filled with red tape and questionable decisions. I once tried to get a lightbulb changed in my hallway. It took three weeks and a small miracle.
Tell Me About The Units. Should I Buy or Rent? And what's the deal with floor plans?
Units… Ah. The units. They vary *wildly.* Some are beautifully designed, with thoughtful layouts and gorgeous views. Others... well, let's just say the aesthetic choices are… bold. See, like I said previously, it all depends on your budget and how picky you are. I'm kinda picky. I actually spent *weeks* agonizing over floor plans when I was looking. (And I almost went crazy!). Buying vs. renting: Depends on your financial situation and long-term goals. Buying is a bigger commitment, and you're exposed to market fluctuations, and you have to deal with property taxes and condo association fees. But, hey, you're building equity! Renting is less of a hassle, but you're at the landlord's mercy (and you're obviously not going to see any return on your investment.) The floor plans themselves are decent. Most are efficiently laid out. But make sure you *really* look at how the light hits the unit at different times of the day. Trust me, if you're a sun-worshipper, that natural light is vital. I'm gonna say it again: check the light!
Are the Amenities Worth It? Pools, Gyms, Etc.?
The amenities? YES! Absolutely. The pools are what dreams are made of - and they're generally well-maintained (unless you have a bad luck day and the water gets murky, lol). Plenty of room for swimming or just lounging with a cocktail. And yes, there are gyms, but I am not using them. The gyms are there, they are air-conditioned and pretty standard. Mostly. Plus, the whole vibe is generally pretty social. Also worth mentioning that as it's a condo, it has its own convenience stores, coffee shops, clinics, barbershops, the list goes on!
Is it kid-friendly? Actually, with all the noise and chaos, is *anyone* friendly there?
Kid-friendly... hmmm. There are definitely families living there. There are play areas, and the pools are obviously a huge draw. However, the noise and the sheer *density* of people might be a bit overwhelming for younger children. Also, let's be real: children are loud. And you've got to deal with that! Regarding friendliness... It varies. Some people are incredibly warm and welcoming (especially if you're new and they're trying to sell you something. Kidding! Kinda.). Others... not so much. But, hey, that's life. The complex is a mixed bag. But if you're the kind of person who loves to say hi to strangers and small talk, you'll probably do okay. Just be prepared for a little bit of everything.
Okay, The Food! GIve me the rundown of the best restaurants to eat there!
Right, food. This is the most important question, right? Thank goodness I have an answer for this! You have options galore! The MOA complex is just a skip and a jump away. And the choices are endless. There's fine dining, fast food, cafes, all that! There's a food court, a market, and many famous restaurant chains, so you'll get by. To me, the best part is the quick travel to the restaurants!
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